He's part of a lost band of people who never successfully transitioned into the real world.
Picture this: You've got no job. No marketable skills. No education. No communication skills. You're most likely horribly socially awkward and a complete train wreck around girls. You live in your mom's basement spending hour after hour looking for games and movies to steal (ummm... I mean "demo") via the Internet.
In older generations, these people still settled into a role in society. Maybe he'd sweep floors or work at a tire service center. But today, these guys mooch off their family and taxpayers indefinitely. They sit around with entirely too much time on their hands sifting through web page after web page looking for reinforcement that their failure in life isn't their fault. Well of course it isn't -- its Republicans' fault. Or its Rush Limbaugh's fault. Or it's Haliburton's fault. Or (real favorite) George Bush's fault. Or its Monsanto's fault. Or its the Jews' (another RedScam(TM) favorite). Or its the meat industry's fault. See the trend?
Now it's time for real talk: RedScam(TM), you're a loser because of you. Not anyone else. Do you like the life you're living right now? You should, because you deserve it. You've worked really hard for it -- so enjoy the fruits of your effort. You could fix it, but I'll bet you won't. It's far too convenient to mooch, bitch and surf day after day after day.
And I'm sure you'd dismiss this post the moment you read it, but draw those bug eyes of yours close to your monitor. Flick off the semen and food splatters if it helps you read this better: Put down the video game controller, get off your mom's couch, and actually do something productive in the world instead of being a whiney, useless, mooching bitch.
Real talk.
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