Plunkey

[shirlene29]

he couldn't poop the thing out?? christ...give him some valium and some stool softener and wait??

 

[pdaddyII]

he couldn't poop the thing out?? christ...give him some valium and some stool softener and wait??

Nope, it would have caused a lower bowel obstruction.

 

[shirlene29]

I'll take that


we had a call for some broad that sent three frozen hotdogs up her crotch that got stuck..more absurd in the aspect that...theyre not goin anywhere!! you needed an ambulance for this??? and three??? were you sendin the other two up to get the first one out or what??


and frozen?? up your crotch??

the whole thing was just wrong all the way around


how long did the old dude have the thing up his butt before he came in?

 

[AFeedz]

And to think I thought dealing with a 300lb autistic kid that fell off our high wire bike was an awkward situation....

I'd like to know what made her shove 3 hot dogs up there before she got worried and called.

 

[miplank]

I had a 70yr old guy last night come in with a missing 5inch dildo in his ass. We were unable to retrieve it so he had to go to the OR. WTF is the matter with people

No pics?

 

[PICK3]

I had a 70yr old guy last night come in with a missing 5inch dildo in his ass. We were unable to retrieve it so he had to go to the OR. WTF is the matter with people

rolling up a Fentanyl patch and jamming it up your ass > 5" dildo

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/plunkey-887683-5.html#post12542723

just sayin'

 

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[nangiggles]

I had a 70yr old guy last night come in with a missing 5inch dildo in his ass. We were unable to retrieve it so he had to go to the OR. WTF is the matter with people

that's why you're always supposed to pay a bit more and get the ones with a suction cup.

 

[redsamurai]

You didn't miss much. He made a bunch of bullshit comments about leaving, got called on it, and came crawling back within hours.

We can probably find the post if you'd like, but it's buried deep in a sea of his day-to-day drivel.

no no, you remember what i said...i would come back once a week to tell you to suck it. Nobody calle me on nothin little dick....you were gettin tired of me wearin you out so i told you I can leave at any time and you said prove it. So I did. I told you i would come back once or twice a month and it's been a few now hasn't it shrimp dick? as evidenced by how far this thread has gone between my postings dumbass.

 

[mrplunkey]

no no, you remember what i said...i would come back once a week to tell you to suck it. Nobody calle me on nothin little dick....you were gettin tired of me wearin you out so i told you I can leave at any time and you said prove it. So I did. I told you i would come back once or twice a month and it's been a few now hasn't it shrimp dick? as evidenced by how far this thread has gone between my postings dumbass.

never heard of those places....do you see me at the roid board much? so what, were you trying to get me banned or something? Say the word and i'll leave poosie. I can hop out of this primate enclosure at any time, can you?

I love proving you wrong. It entertains me.

So consider this officially "the word". Per your comment above, I am "saying the word" for you to leave or in your words, to: "hop out of this primate enclosure". Let's see how long you leave.

This will be very satisfying.

I do enjoy your retarded posts. Have you forgotten that the message board retains history? You must be a goldfish with that 30-second memory.