phone sex

[BO-DEN]

so if your boyfriend was in LA and you were in NY such as my situation for 3 weeks....You wouldn't do the phone sex thing for them.

You're saying you'd rather have the real thing, so you'd goto the local hole in the wall bar by your house. Find the most sober fat old guy at the bar and take him home and sleep with him? all because you'd rather have the real thing?

O....Yeah, I thought you might say that.

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

 

[BileStew]

Re: Re: Re: phone sex

You can always unplug the phone from the wall and use the phone "jack"

Imagine the horror on the face of the phone repairman who had to come "fix the jack'?

 

[flex123]

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

Do they know about each other? would they care if they found out, if they didnt know already?

If you beleive in Karma...which I do, I'd be nervous that one day some chick you marry might start screwing around and BAM she gets aids and gives it to you. Than you're fucked......all by the means of what goes around comes around 10x's worse.

Out of all the bad shit thats happened to me in my life, I can look back at and see that I did wrong and this is the payback for it.

 

[BileStew]

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

Then, you, your "other girl" and your girl in LA can have a 3 way-phone sex session.

Brilliant!!

 

[flex123]

Brilliant!!

that phrase reminds me of those Guinness commercials when they guys saying how he found a new way to bottle beer and a new way to open the caps.

 

[BileStew]

that phrase reminds me of those Guinness commercials when they guys saying how he found a new way to bottle beer and a new way to open the caps.

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.

 

[flex123]

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.

BRilliant!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nothing wrong with phone sex. i'd always prefer the real thing, definetly. but there's just some times that you don't want to go at it alone. kinda nice to have a "partner."

 

[calveless wonder]

phone sex is ok but if your chick has a computer and a webcam.......

thats the best way to do it.

its gotten me through a rough past couple of weeks.

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.