personal trainers going off in the gym

[Sofa sniffs Sonnys pantys]

Im going to get banned soon, so here goes...some choice quotes from EliteFitness' own resident cradle robber...SofaGeorge:

Please, upgrade your firewall. Your panties are showing.

This is a threat he issued to another member he didnt like...an obvious reference to port scanning/hacking. Funny thing, as soon as I touched a nerve by saying that its wrong for a single guy of dubuious moral character (sex industry, steroids, porno, alcohol, smoking etc) to host an underage female exchange student, my computer, all of a sudden, starts getting scanned in hacking attempts to get into my computer. Here is the IP that one of the scans emanated from 218.41.57.207 and 151.37.39.222 my firewall says they are addys in California, where our pervert lives. Coincidence? You decide.

Here is this exchange student host, speaking on his area of expertise:

Are you taking anti depressants or any kind of SSI drug? They can severely retard ejaculation.

Usually inability to ejaculate during sex, if your not taking SSI's, is because you are only achieving partial or weak erections.

There is only 1 therapy for premature ejaculation that is almost 100% successful... that is ICP therapy with mixed vaso-dialators.

Go to www.bostonmedical.com

They have the best available program in the US (and world wide.) Their program is expensive, though. It will cost you about $500.

The secondary side effect of ICP treatment is you get a two hour woody.

I'm in. : )

Anal is gay? I don't believe that.

This is too cool. I had a bunch of teenage German girls at my house again for another weekend sleep over.

And heres a doozy, Sofa Talking about the fate of cradle robbing perverts...notice the last sentence...you may never get caught...well Sofa, you will get caught. Mark my words, panty sniffer.

Let me explain it to you like this. Think of the letter "R." Actually think of a nice big letter "R." It will be black and made out of thick fabric. When you get to prison it is going to be sewn on all of your shirts. You will have to wear it every day. It is to designate you as a "Risk" inmate. It is something that is placed on all inmates who have been convicted of a sex crime like rape or child molestation, arson, or who have an escape history. In prison when you wear the "R" you can try to explain to Bubba and Elmont all you want that she was a hot chick and you just decided to dip your wick into a 16 year old. They might believe you. They probably want. You will be known as a baby booty bandit. They will kick your ass. They will f-ck your ass. They will make you lick toilets for their entertainment.

Then again, you might never get caught.

 

[KAYNE]

sofa sniffs

I JUST GAVE YOU SOME GREEN.......NOW WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE.



KAYNE