Never Ever Think With Your Cock...I Useally Don't.FUCKED UP

[HighIntensity]

God Damn Mother Fucker shit ...&#$@##$%

O.k. So as you all know I am seeing this girl...blah blah blah...Well last night I did some really dumb shit. I mean I am usally am always careful, no one night stands, sex with one girl in my life ect.

I fear STDS like no other and have turned down sex. But one in a rare moment I turn human and think with my dick. So we get back to my place, we were going to go out to the bars but it was really late and no one was out.

Let me give a little background that in the 4 weeks of dating I have not gotten a blow job, handjob nothing. Anyway so were fooling around talking ect. Finally she tells me that shes had sex with two guys, and made both of them wait a couple months. And that shes prude....So I being the nice guy that I am explained to her that I do not feel that is prude but careful which is refreshing.

So I say well we can do other things, shes like "oh really other things" So we are both getting each other off and I am like " you might want to spit or something" and she tells me "girls dont spit".

Throws me over and starts giving me head. So I am like this is not bad, but I could not get off. I was more happy how things had turned out. Not so much the contact but the fact that shes not really a weird prude or something.

So then she lets me feel how excited she is, we end up in a passionate moment and then fuck me if I am not in her. Now we are having sex with no condom, but I just could not stop. I mean shit it had been a year plus.

Heres where the strory changes, after like 20 mins I finish and pull out. And she gets this sad look on her face and says "you tease". I am like jezz, no maybe its cause she had not finished or something but I felt she wanted me to finish inside her. Oh and it also seemed at first that the sex was a little painful for her, don't know why.

Anyway I get up and go to the bathroom, to pee and think about what a dumb fuck I am. Then I go back and guess what have sex with her again. Before though I asked her if she thinks we should be more careful and shes like "well you started it, next time get a condom." So I have sex with her again and this time stay in...

ahhhhhhhhhhh this is my own dumb fuckin fault, but I just wonder why a 22 year old girl with a bright future would risk something like this. I know she has mentioned several times that she was worried I was to pretty or goodlooking for her...Anyway were all human and being on riods for a year plus really fucked up my sperm so I am hoping that they are all dead.

 

[Nathan]

Great finish to the story. Your sperm aren't dead though, I'm afraid. However, the likelihood she's pregnant is very slim as well. There is something called the morning after pill isn't there?

 

[HighIntensity]

Great finish to the story. Your sperm aren't dead though, I'm afraid. However, the likelihood she's pregnant is very slim as well. There is something called the morning after pill isn't there?

no joke my pserm looks different, but I know you can still get her preg.

 

[SV2]

Comon HI, we all know you dont get any pussy....

 

[MarthaStewart]

Really the only satisfaction I took away from that was when you said that you thought maybe the sex was hurting her.

Do you think you could write a bit more about that? About how she was in pain?

 

[rnch]

Comon HI, we all know you dont get any pussy....

dammit, u got in before i could!!!!!!!

 

[Lift Chief]

Morning after pill broly... maybe she was on the pill?

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Once is enough to get her pregnant. And the fact that she doesn't care is weird. Is it possible she's on the pill?

Good luck.

 

[notoriousQQ]

little head thinking for the big head.

it's happened to the best of us.

yeah, here's to the ru486 breakfast burrito

 

[HumorMe]

Nice story. Need to take some parenting skills classes now.

 

[MarthaStewart]

If you can't get the morning after pill - force her to drink a liter of Mr. Clean and then douse her in gasoline.
Spritz a light shimmer of Windex into her eyes and then repeatedly slam her face against the kitchen counter.

I have no idea if that will help with any unwanted pregnancy, but it will show her who's wearing the pants in the relationship and will also give her second thoughts about random unprotected sex in the future.

 

[plornive]

I keep several tablets of Levonorgestrel for occasions like this. It's not like I do it often, but things like this happen. Get her the morning after pill right away.

 

[strangebrew]

this thread should be good for an easy 3+ pages

 

[Tarheel]

Not to be an ass, but a guy I know who went from a stickboy like me to "oh my god have you seen Drew lately, his traps go up to his ears" in about a year (gear, of course) fucked this hoebag we all know without a condom, and now she's pregnant and pretty sure its his kid. I'm surprised his dick hasn't fallen off though.

Morning After Pill, or, abortion. Or, join the French Foriegn Legion.

 

[Bullit]

Really the only satisfaction I took away from that was when you said that you thought maybe the sex was hurting her.

Do you think you could write a bit more about that? About how she was in pain?

3

 

[Y_lifter]

I can't believe no one has asked for Pictures on this thread yet..

 

[big_bad_buff]

daddy H.I

 

[MarthaStewart]

I can't believe no one has asked for Pictures on this thread yet..

can you post some of the pics that you were talking about taking in the Y showers with your new phone?

 

[gymtime]

If you can't get the morning after pill - force her to drink a liter of Mr. Clean and then douse her in gasoline.
Spritz a light shimmer of Windex into her eyes and then repeatedly slam her face against the kitchen counter.

I have no idea if that will help with any unwanted pregnancy, but it will show her who's wearing the pants in the relationship and will also give her second thoughts about random unprotected sex in the future.

Uh....a tad excessive? Sheesh!!

Everyone knows that all you have to do is have her hold her breath and jump up and down for a few minutes. It works. I swear.

 

[Lumberg]

Wow.

Man.

I guess congratulations and I feel for you at the same time.

I agree 100%, thinking with your pee-pee will get you in trouble 99% of the time unless you are in a committed relationship.

 

[HighIntensity]

Wow.

Man.

I guess congratulations and I feel for you at the same time.

I agree 100%, thinking with your pee-pee will get you in trouble 99% of the time unless you are in a committed relationship.

she is my gf

 

[rnch]

IF, repeat, IF this actually happened in real life and not in HI's vivid imagination...........then i am sure he gave her the best 14 1/2 seconds of her life.

 

[MarthaStewart]

she is my gf

And God willing, soon she will be your "baby's mamma".

 

[HighIntensity]

IF, repeat, IF this actually happened in real life and not in HI's vivid imagination...........then i am sure he gave her the best 14 1/2 seconds of her life.

What the fuck is wrong with you, just cause you some fucked up fag does not mean you need to post this shit. This is real life buddy, scary shit.

 

[HighIntensity]

And God willing, soon she will be your "baby's mamma".

real cool

 

[MarthaStewart]

real cool

Yeah, I thought so too. Thanks.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Some perople have NO sense of houmor!!!!!!

Sounds like you have been reading some Mactep threads recently.

 

[sk*]

Ugh bro, keep a fucking rubber in your wallet from now on. If I was you i'd be terrified and would want to get checked up.

I made my girlfriend get checked up before we stopped using a condom. I wouldn't even go down on a girl until I saw the "paperwork."

-sk

 

[Paulos]

Name it after me Broly.

 

[rnch]

Some perople have NO sense of houmor!!!!!!

 

[MarthaStewart]

Ugh bro, keep a fucking rubber in your wallet from now on. If I was you i'd be terrified and would want to get checked up.

I made my girlfriend get checked up before we stopped using a condom. I wouldn't even go down on a girl until I saw the "paperwork."

-sk

defintely always keep a condom in your wallet.

that is by far the best place to keep them.

condoms are nearly indescructible and will surely survive the heat, pressure, and friction of being uder your ass for days or weeks on end until you next blow a big load into them.

 

[rnch]

anyone who has ben enjoying HI's postings would doubt the verasity of this plot line.

 

[sk*]

defintely always keep a condom in your wallet.

that is by far the best place to keep them.

condoms are nearly indescructible and will surely survive the heat, pressure, and friction of being uder your ass for days or weeks on end until you next blow a big load into them.

I don't sit on my wallet, I just keep it in my side pocket or usually the car.

-sk

 

[Lift Chief]

defintely always keep a condom in your wallet.

that is by far the best place to keep them.

condoms are nearly indescructible and will surely survive the heat, pressure, and friction of being uder your ass for days or weeks on end until you next blow a big load into them.

LOL

You may edge out bullit for most sarcastic EF poster.

He's right tough... storing a condom in your wallet is a very bad idea... you get microscopic tears which make it almost worthless.

 

[HighIntensity]

anyone who has ben enjoying HI's postings would doubt the verasity of this plot line.

why's this?

 

[Y_lifter]

Make sure when the baby gets her you post up a picture
so Toyeboy can critique and slam it...

 

[-SD-]

This is all bullshit. HI is waaaaaay to narcissistic to not be a full on player. Otherwise whats the point of cultivating that ultimate image you have burned into your brain if it isnt for pulling a lot of pussy?

 

[SV2]

HI is so full of shit. I have to put boots on my keyboard before I open his threads..

 

[HighIntensity]

This is all bullshit. HI is waaaaaay to narcissistic to not be a full on player. Otherwise whats the point of cultivating that ultimate image you have burned into your brain if it isnt for pulling a lot of pussy?

listen I am not going to defend my ways on the net, but why would I not lie and just say I have banged hundreds of girls? After all it is the net.

Look at my first posts from 2 years ago, before the whole HI persona was even present...I talked about having sex with only my ex and my views on love. either wasy who cares just needed to vent about the sit. get some advice, I like a wealth of knowledge from all views on a subject before acting.

 

[Lumberg]

LOL

You may edge out bullit for most sarcastic EF poster.

Can you edge out yourself?

 

[Lumberg]

OK HI I get your point......I guess I meant the kidn of committed relationship where birth control has already been discussed. That's my definition fo a committed relationship.

 

[rnch]

HI is so full of shit. I have to put boots on my keyboard before I open his threads..

i see i am not the only one who wonders about HI's game.

 

[-SD-]

The only thing I see is that she was playing hard to get and you played it off really cool like it was no big deal if you didnt fuck her, so her little game didnt work on you and she ended up fucking you in order to get your attention. The only place you fucked up is not using a condom.

 

[casavant]

We've all had our stupid moments, HI. Sex is stronger than fear... sooner or later we all fuck up.

Hopefully it all turns out OK.

 

[gotmilk]

I thought you tested positive for cancer recently?

Nothing like splattering a little cancerous cellular fluid off the back of her cervix to say I love you!

It's very easy to pass cancerous cells via intercourse

 

[gonelifting]

You did it at your place? Why don`t you have condoms on hand? That`s not wishful thinking.


Also have`nt you ever heard of the way chicks like to "trap" guys with a "I`m pregnant" and "you will be part of my life one way or another" scam?
That`s why she did`nt "care". You said it yourself she can`t beleive she`s with you.

 

[FreakMonster]

I thought you tested positive for cancer recently?

Nothing like splattering a little cancerous cellular fluid off the back of her cervix to say I love you!

Oh damn, that's fucked up!!

 

[Ceebs]

HI, the likelihood that she is pregnant is slim unless she was ovulating, or near to it. Assuming a 28 day cycle, most girls will ovulate 2 weeks before their periods. When was her last one?

Vitamin C in large doses can work as an abortificant. If she takes a couple of grams every few hours, assuming there is a fertilized egg knocking around in her uterus, it may prevent the egg from attaching to the uterine wall and growing into a fetus. But don't rely on a home remedy, get her the morning-after pill if you possibly can. It's effective for up to 72 hours after intercourse.

Good luck. Hope she isn't pregnant.

 

[rjl296]

HI, the likelihood that she is pregnant is slim unless she was ovulating, or near to it. Assuming a 28 day cycle, most girls will ovulate 2 weeks before their periods. When was her last one?

Vitamin C in large doses can work as an abortificant. If she takes a couple of grams every few hours, assuming there is a fertilized egg knocking around in her uterus, it may prevent the egg from attaching to the uterine wall and growing into a fetus. But don't rely on a home remedy, get her the morning-after pill if you possibly can. It's effective for up to 72 hours after intercourse.

Good luck. Hope she isn't pregnant.

there was a study recently published , done at my school that is supposed to rewrite med. texts. It says most women ovulate more than once per month, hence spotting and why the pill doesnt always work.

anyways its more technical than that , but thats the jist

 

[casavant]

I thought you tested positive for cancer recently?

Nothing like splattering a little cancerous cellular fluid off the back of her cervix to say I love you!

That's some shitty shit, man.

 

[rjl296]

That's very interesting. Ovulating more than once a month makes more sense from an evolutionary angle - Nature wants to give us as many chances as possible to propagate the species.

Do you have a link to the study? I'd like to read it.

ill try to find it

 

[rjl296]

here ya go, that was easy
its just a press release though


THE FOLLOWING NEWS RELEASE WAS ISSUED BY THE CANADIAN INSTITUTES OF HEALTH
RESEARCH.


NEW CANADIAN MENSTRUAL CYCLE RESEARCH MAY ALTER MEDICAL TEXTS

OTTAWA (July 7, 2003) - A Canadian research team funded by the Canadian
Institutes of Health Research (CIHR) has uncovered evidence that suggests
the traditionally accepted model of the human menstrual cycle is wrong.

The discovery by University of Saskatchewan researchers may lead to the
design of new, safer and more effective contraception and may improve
success with assisted reproductive technology for women who are having
trouble conceiving.

"This collaborative discovery is an important step forward in understanding
the human menstrual cycle," said Dr. Michael Kramer, Scientific Director of
the Institute of Human Development and Child and Youth Health of the
Canadian Institutes of Health Research. "It provides a new model for ovarian
function during the menstrual cycle which could have profound implications
for infertility diagnoses and treatment in women."

The team's findings were published in the July 6th issue of the prestigious
scientific journal Fertility and Sterility. A companion paper published in
Biology of Reproduction is available on-line.

Previous research has shown that a group of 15 to 20 follicles grew during
the menstrual cycle, and that one follicle from the group was selected to
ovulate while the others died off.

University of Saskatchewan researchers have found that this process occurs
in "waves". In response to hormone surges, women experience two to three
periods of follicular development each month, though only one egg is
selected for ovulation.

"This work is particularly exciting to us because of the impact it will have
on women taking oral contraceptives and undergoing fertility treatment,"
says Dr. Roger Pierson, Director of the Reproductive Biology Research Unit
at the U of S. "It also shows that we have not fully understood the basic
biological processes that occur during menstrual cycles. We are literally
going to have to re-write medical textbooks."

For instance, up to 40 per cent of women may not be able to use natural
family planning methods, he said. That's because for women who experience
two or three waves of dominant follicle growth per month there is no "safe"
time to have intercourse during the cycle -- there may always be a follicle
capable of ovulating.

The study involved 63 women with normal menstrual cycles who underwent
ultrasound every day for a month. "This study is a real tribute to the
altruism of Saskatchewan women," Dr. Pierson said. "As I've gone around the
country talking about this work, people just can't believe the dedication of
our research volunteers."

Dr. Pierson says further research is needed to see if the same number of
waves occurs consistently every month and to determine why a particular egg
is selected to ovulate.

Other team members are Angela Baerwald, the lead author on the article who
just received her Ph.D. in clinical reproductive biology from the U of S,
and veterinarian Dr. Gregg Adams, a professor with the Western College of
Veterinary Medicine at the University of Saskatchewan.

The study was done through an unusual collaboration. In clinical studies,
Dr. Pierson noticed follicular development occurring at a time when the
textbooks said it shouldn't happen. He consulted Dr. Adams, who developed
the follicular wave model in cows with Dr. Pierson at the University of
Wisconsin in the 1980s.

"What Roger was seeing in women seemed very similar to what is happening in
horses and cows that develop follicles in waves," said Dr. Adams. "And
that's exactly what we found -- that humans are not so very different from
other species."

-30-

For further information, contact:

Dr. Roger Pierson
College of Medicine
Department of Obstetrics, Gynaecology and Reproductive Sciences
University of Saskatchewan
(306)-966-4458

Janet Weichel McKenzie
CIHR Communications
(613) 941-4563
[email protected]

Kathryn Warden
University of Saskatchewan Research Communications
(306) 966-2506
[email protected]
www.usask.ca/research

 

[Ceebs]

there was a study recently published , done at my school that is supposed to rewrite med. texts. It says most women ovulate more than once per month, hence spotting and why the pill doesnt always work.

That's very interesting. Ovulating more than once a month makes more sense from an evolutionary angle - Nature wants to give us as many chances as possible to propagate the species.

Do you have a link to the study? I'd like to read it.

 

[Y_lifter]

there was a study recently published , done at my school that is supposed to rewrite med. texts. It says most women ovulate more than once per month, hence spotting and why the pill doesnt always work.

anyways its more technical than that , but thats the jist

Shhh , Don't tell the Pope..

 

[HighIntensity]

I thought you tested positive for cancer recently?

Nothing like splattering a little cancerous cellular fluid off the back of her cervix to say I love you!

you got some really issues to joke about cancer.

 

[Lestat]

17

 

[jackangel]

Seek expert advice; ask curling for his thoughts on post-coital contraception.

 

[HS Lifter]

H.I

Welcome to the waiting game bro.

I had a condom bust on me, a while ago.

Im going to give her a home preg test tonight, I hope its negative.

Anyway good luck bro and keep us updated.

I will never think with the wrong head again.

Peace

 

[Burning_Inside]

 

[supersizeme]

Is she on the pill? I didn't see that mentioned anywhere on this thread. If she is, I wouldn't worry about it at all. If she's not, see if she'll get on it. You've crossed that "no condom line" with your woman. From this point on it's not very likely that you two will be using a condom all the time provided you haven't passed any diseases to each other. I don't think I've dated a single girl who wasn't on birth control, and once the no condom line is crossed, we never used one again after that.

Same thing applies to the whole "sex while I wear a gas mask and she has an apple stuffed in her mouth" conundrum. Initially when you first start seeing someone, you're still not quite comfortable with each other in bed. Then one night maybe a month or two into the relationship, you two will come home one after a romantic evening of dinner and dancing, and you'll be like "ok fuck it" and you'll break the gas mask out from under the bed and put it on shortly before penetration. Then your woman breathes a sigh of relief and pulls an apple out, says, "I'm going to stuff this apple in mouth while you bang the shit out of me, you big bad insane fireman" and then she crunches into the apple and holds onto the bedposts while you kill it from behind. The whole time you're breathing heavily - sounding like Darth Vader - and watching the whole scene through the greenish night vision of the gas mask goggles.

 

[Lumberg]

what the fuck does that mean?

 

[supersizeme]

that's coffee mang

 

[casavant]

Same thing applies to the whole "sex while I wear a gas mask and she has an apple stuffed in her mouth" conundrum. Initially when you first start seeing someone, you're still not quite comfortable with each other in bed. Then one night maybe a month or two into the relationship, you two will come home one after a romantic evening of dinner and dancing, and you'll be like "ok fuck it" and you'll break the gas mask out from under the bed and put it on shortly before penetration. Then your woman breathes a sigh of relief and pulls an apple out, says, "I'm going to stuff this apple in mouth while you bang the shit out of me, you big bad insane fireman" and then she crunches into the apple and holds onto the bedposts while you kill it from behind. The whole time you're breathing heavily - sounding like Darth Vader - and watching the whole scene through the greenish night vision of the gas mask goggles.

Yes.




If I hadn't karmaed you earlier, you'd be getting some right now (I hear it's worth quite a bit of $$ these days, ya know).

 

[c3bodybuilding]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

HI, I am sure you are probably freaking out a little bit right now, but thats normal. Many guys have been in this situation. Shit happens in life, and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we don't always stop to think everything out. You are only human after all.

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

Good luck, but I don't think you will need it. Try and be a little more careful from now on brother. Oh, and cheer up, sounds like you had some fun last night! ;p

 

[HighIntensity]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

HI, I am sure you are probably freaking out a little bit right now, but thats normal. Many guys have been in this situation. Shit happens in life, and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we don't always stop to think everything out. You are only human after all.

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

Good luck, but I don't think you will need it. Try and be a little more careful from now on brother. Oh, and cheer up, sounds like you had some fun last night! ;p

this ment alot bro, thankyou.,

 

[casavant]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

I hear that. I'd already posted up seriously, and I figured HI would know I'm not trying to be a dick.

HI, man, no harm intended by my:

 

[Lumberg]

that's coffee mang

yeah I figured it was but what does it signify in relation to this thread


mang

 

[gotmilk]

you got some really issues to joke about cancer.

I'm not joking about cancer. I bet you didn't think about the possibility of passing on cellular fluid that contains active cells.

Don't forget to tell her too.

And as for issues...I usually take your posts with a grain of salt....

 

[HS Lifter]

"The whole time you're breathing heavily - sounding like Darth Vader - and watching the whole scene through the greenish night vision of the gas mask goggles."

LOL

 

[Heahy Minister]

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

How does she not "seem" like the type?? This is blind thinking. If it didn't seem like she "cared" if he was using a condom or not (and thus ejaculating inside her) what does that say about her character??

HI what is bothering you more, the fact that she may be pregnant or that she knew you were not using protection and carried on regardless?

Are you questionning her character now?

 

[Anarchist]

you can get aids and hep from a blowjob dood. its true.

anyway, good move blowing one past her ovaries. thats the best kind of nut ever.

and just too add to the convo, my sisters BF rubber broke once, and shes 4 monts now.

sleep well.

 

[WODIN]

5 -1 odds says the next HI thread will be about his pregnants gf.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

The odds that she is pregnant is slim. Trust me, a woman does not get pregnant every time you cum in her. I've done it a number of times and have been lucky thus far. If you are going to keep her around for awhile and she likes you to cum in her, get her on the pill. Between that and yoru steroid use, the odds of a pregnancy would be very low, not impossible, but not very likely either. Pulling out only slightly reduces the chance anyways. If you are that worried, just remember to use a condom next time.

 

[Lift Chief]

Well first off the pill is more effective at stopping pregnancy than a condom.

And LMAO @ Wodin

 

[Testosterone boy]

We've all had our stupid moments, HI. Sex is stronger than fear... sooner or later we all fuck up.

Hopefully it all turns out OK.

Yea man...........lets all hope that she has a boy, much easier to raise. Usually cheaper too.

 

[presguy]

get used to it. it will probably do most of your thinking for you through out your life.

 

[KristopherWalken]

I know she has mentioned several times that she was worried I was to pretty or goodlooking for her...

LMAO!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Re: Re: Never Ever Think With Your Cock...I Useally Don't.FUCKED UP

LMAO!

An HI thread is not complete without the obligatory "I'm good looking you know."

 

[rnch]

HI is so full of s**t the whites of his eyes are turning brown.

 

[Frackal]

Actually it speaks more that some of you think it's so untrue that a woman would be concerned that the other guy was too goodlooking for her =D

 

[KristopherWalken]

Actually it speaks more that some of you think it's so untrue that a woman would be concerned that the other guy was too goodlooking for her =D

not if you read hi's posts. its pretty self-explanatory.

 

[HighIntensity]

not if you read hi's posts. its pretty self-explanatory.

that yes I am goodlooking, have a nice body and take care of myself...it is EF fitness or is it not. Alot of you just love to sing the blues, like I have always said I have worked hard to achieve a decent look for myself, again this is elite FITNESS.

I am nothing special just a guy who new what he wanted and busted his ass to get it.

 

[Otm Shank]

Re: Re: Never Ever Think With Your Cock...I Useally Don't.FUCKED UP

LMAO!

Seconded.