Never Ever Think With Your Cock...I Useally Don't.FUCKED UP

[Lumberg]

what the fuck does that mean?

 

[supersizeme]

that's coffee mang

 

[casavant]

Same thing applies to the whole "sex while I wear a gas mask and she has an apple stuffed in her mouth" conundrum. Initially when you first start seeing someone, you're still not quite comfortable with each other in bed. Then one night maybe a month or two into the relationship, you two will come home one after a romantic evening of dinner and dancing, and you'll be like "ok fuck it" and you'll break the gas mask out from under the bed and put it on shortly before penetration. Then your woman breathes a sigh of relief and pulls an apple out, says, "I'm going to stuff this apple in mouth while you bang the shit out of me, you big bad insane fireman" and then she crunches into the apple and holds onto the bedposts while you kill it from behind. The whole time you're breathing heavily - sounding like Darth Vader - and watching the whole scene through the greenish night vision of the gas mask goggles.

Yes.




If I hadn't karmaed you earlier, you'd be getting some right now (I hear it's worth quite a bit of $$ these days, ya know).

 

[c3bodybuilding]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

HI, I am sure you are probably freaking out a little bit right now, but thats normal. Many guys have been in this situation. Shit happens in life, and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we don't always stop to think everything out. You are only human after all.

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

Good luck, but I don't think you will need it. Try and be a little more careful from now on brother. Oh, and cheer up, sounds like you had some fun last night! ;p

 

[HighIntensity]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

HI, I am sure you are probably freaking out a little bit right now, but thats normal. Many guys have been in this situation. Shit happens in life, and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we don't always stop to think everything out. You are only human after all.

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

Good luck, but I don't think you will need it. Try and be a little more careful from now on brother. Oh, and cheer up, sounds like you had some fun last night! ;p

this ment alot bro, thankyou.,

 

[casavant]

The man comes on here looking for some serious advice, and perhaps some postive words to calm down any anxiety he may be feeling, and all some of you can do is make some messed up jokes.

I hear that. I'd already posted up seriously, and I figured HI would know I'm not trying to be a dick.

HI, man, no harm intended by my:

 

[Lumberg]

that's coffee mang

yeah I figured it was but what does it signify in relation to this thread


mang

 

[gotmilk]

you got some really issues to joke about cancer.

I'm not joking about cancer. I bet you didn't think about the possibility of passing on cellular fluid that contains active cells.

Don't forget to tell her too.

And as for issues...I usually take your posts with a grain of salt....

 

[HS Lifter]

"The whole time you're breathing heavily - sounding like Darth Vader - and watching the whole scene through the greenish night vision of the gas mask goggles."

LOL

 

[Heahy Minister]

Don't worry about her being pregnant, the chances of it are slim to none. I also wouldn't worry about disease. She honestly doesn't sound like the type that sleeps around, and in my opinion, she might have been a virgin. Some of the things you typed about her leads me to believe this. Either way, book a check up just for peace of mind.

How does she not "seem" like the type?? This is blind thinking. If it didn't seem like she "cared" if he was using a condom or not (and thus ejaculating inside her) what does that say about her character??

HI what is bothering you more, the fact that she may be pregnant or that she knew you were not using protection and carried on regardless?

Are you questionning her character now?