My wife and I were asked last night at a party if we would be down for some sex

[ceo]

I only get a lot of gas from whey is if I have 200+ grams of protein in the day

Wait...so there are days when you DON'T get 200+ grams of protein???


What do weigh? Like 70 pounds?

 

[mrplunkey]

By an older dude and his younger wife. She wants to have sex with a muscular guy and her husband is suppose to be packing a nearly 12 inch very thick cock. I lol'd until she started showing off their pics. They want to take us to dinner next weekend. They are very serious and have been texting us all day. Lol at this shit its funny to me.

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Obvious message here: Your wife is tired of that 3" peener you've got.

 

[dusteefartz]

lololol

 

[AFeedz]

Lol yea because im a poor broke hillbilly that lives in the trailer park and drives a beat up clunker Right?

Um, I'm not sure.

... because he is as rich as 3 feet up a bulls ass ...

Oh wait, yes, yes you are.

 

[Strongbow]

Obvious message here: Your wife is tired of that 3" peener you've got.

I guess you right but i always thought women liked a 3 inch WIDE peener

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[Strongbow]

Um, I'm not sure.



Oh wait, yes, yes you are.

Nah im broke as a joke had to down size from a doubke wide to a single wide last month. If things dont pck up the park manager says my next move is into a camper down by the bath house. FML

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[iamthatiam]

I believe this story.

 

[mrplunkey]

I guess you right but i always thought women liked a 3 inch WIDE peener

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I'm sure the Styrofoam version of your peener is 3" wide.

 

[-SD-]

I can push mad foam plates

 

[mrplunkey]

I can push mad foam plates

I did 16 foam plates earlier today.