my girlfriend let me lay some ass, now she wants...

[NiteOwl]

All I know is that when I take a shit, it stinks worse than either of your guy's turds...

 

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All I know is that when I take a shit, it stinks worse than either of your guy's turds...

not if I ate India House's chicken and spicy bean curry.

 

[riggits]

dude be a man and tell her HELL NO. WTF kind of pussy lets another dude cream all over his woman. Unless you somehow like other guys cum on your own property.

 

[jumpshot]

Jesus I can't believe this thread is still being bumped

 

[jimi3times]

will you let her swallow his junk?

 

[smaller]

This is best thread I've ever read on any board.
K....

 

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I'll bump this for the helluvit....

Bros....read from page to the end....it is the funniest shit I've read...

 

[ironclaw]

bro, I've been in this situation with my girl before, I acutally met my girl in a 6-some, we had amazing sex and I knew right then and there she was the one. On several separate occasions, my girl and her best friend and I would have a 3some. After developing feelings for one another, we had to stop doing that due to the jealously factor. on several occasions, she has asked me if we can pick up another couple and party with one another. She wants to experience another woman, which i have no problem with, but when it comes to another guy banging her, I cant' stand the thought of that, and have told her this. She respects my wishes, which is very cool.

 

[SlimJim52]

well she's not gonna leave the kid, I'm the best she's every had or will have (vain!) She actually wants (and this is her words not mine): "a dorky kind guy that doesn't get a lot of chicks so she can blow his mind away"

I voluteer! When and where? Besides, I'm married and can't possibly pose a threat!

 

[jumpshot]

I'll bump this for the helluvit....

Bros....read from page to the end....it is the funniest shit I've read...

Yeah huh, I just reread it and damn, I laughed my ass off again. It's great to come back and read it when I need some humor in my day.