my girlfriend let me lay some ass, now she wants...

[BigRupe]

Ihick, I hope your doctor gets you back on your medication real soon. I really feel sorry for you.

I'm wondering if maybe that guy you brought into screw your ho' girlfriend didn't slip YOU the meat instead of your girlfriend and since you enjoyed it so much now you're afraid you're gay and thus the emotional outrage and overcompensating i.e I'm richer, I'm a bigger asshole, I'm a fucking moron and all the other stuff you ranted about.

Tell you what iHick when you grow up and become a man we can discuss your issues until then remember if you miss a does take your next dose as soon as possible

I'm laughing my fucken ass off here. BigRupe how small was your dick to begin with? Nobody goes under the knife unless they are pitifully insecure or they got seriously complications.... so which is it “smalldude?” So obviously you were NOT born with the goods. My suggestion to you is get the fuck off my thread, get a breast augmentation and find a dude to fuck your candy ass ... wut!

My homeboy jump got it right. I haven't posted cause it senseless to me. I'm already over it and been fucking whores every weekend. My girl loves it and I will let her bone some dude if the situation is right. Go back to fairy fuckin land ... you are a classic meathead that can't stand another dude talkin to his girl. So typical of a envious meathead. Maybe that’s why I had to break so many fools jaws wide open. I let my girl flirt all she wants cause it makes her feel good and sexy. No dude got anything on me especially you. I'm better looking than you, smarter than you, quicker than you, wittier than you, richer than you'll ever be, stronger than you, and my cock no matter how many operations you have to get (lol) is larger than yours. You are afraid of life. . .you are afraid of players like me that look good and say all the right things to the ladies and you can’t stand it. Don't hate the player hate the game son. This ain't Sunday school kid. If you aren't ready then one day maybe you will be. But until then, take your post op cock and put it up your gerbroni ass or I'll do it for you.


In my opinion it leads to sexual satisfaction. Guess you never had three chicks on your lil’ pre-op cock. Tuff luck bizzo


I don't understand how the fuck you get a cock operation. Who da fuck does that!!! I can't wait to share this with the boys. Jump, are reading this shit? LOL


Man up already. You sure they didn't inadvertently install a juicy pink pussy right up along with the cock lift?

 

[iHulk]

bwahahahaha.
Either come up with a real come back u lil bitch or keep gettin bitch slapped my me and my boys. Seriously take my advice, get the fuck off my thread. Go discuss your post op cock problems somewhere else.

 

[BigRupe]

iHick, It all makes sense now, some guy nailed you in the ass AND he reamed your girlfriend out with his huge schlong and your now obsessed with other men's dicks and need to attack anybody who's got a bigger dick than you...which is just about everybody male on the planet over the age of 4.

Dude grow up, get over your narcissistic rantings, find a real woman instead of a two bit slut, and grow a set of nuts, then can come back and run your mouth.

Besides what kind of fucking whiny loser comes on a public forum asking advice about eteting some guy pork his girl friend. You're the sorriest excuse for a man I've ever seen, you need to go to the Oprah boards and discuss your fucking weird shit or maybe the Jerry Springer forum.

What a loser.

 

[iHulk]

It appears from my psychosis of your youth that your dick problem lies in direct correlation to a phobia of sodomy? You should talk to your faggot Dad about it, he loves it up ass

It’s apparent you got no sack. And for the record you suck at comebacks. I’ll let you marinate on this:
You got a serious case of the Oedipus complex. You are a Freudian slipping butt fucking nut job … you are one who fantasies about fucking your mom. I fucked that raging whore you call your mom… I hit it cold X right in her fat ass truck. Then I gave her a giant dose of an "Ihulk" ATM. Then I had my friends run a train on that sweaty disgusting whore. That fat disgusting douche bag you love so dearly was screaming every minute of it. Then your dad stopped by to pay me for fucking his fat ass wife (your mom) so she could finally get a dick since he’s been out paying for $5 dollar blow jobs at the local truck stop with a guy named Hank. You know Hank, the guy that sodomized you when you were 10. The same reason why you’re all fucked up today. Same reason why you had to get a cock operation. LOL!

I can go all day bitch. You don’t want none of this. I can and will bring the pain train on your ass any time any where. I love this shit. Let’s continue shall we;

You got to be the biggest weakstick on EF. You got your dick operated on ….. nuff said. Wonder how small it was, or still is? LoL! Keep trying to come at me lil’ bo peep and I’ll bring this shit so deep you’ll throw yourself off a bridge. Or untl they just delet this whole thread . Either way I don’t give a fuck.

PS: I fucked your mom, oh wait, I already told you that. Lata nugga

And they spell my name I H U L K

 

[iHulk]

. . .and YES I'd say it to your face

bwahahaha, seriously you have lossed your mind. Bro, you wouldn't be able to say it to jumpshot's face. Why? Cause you'd get about 1 syllable out and then you'd be asleep ...

 

[BigRupe]

Ihick, let's break down yet another one of your immature assinine rants. You and I and everyone in the country knows you don't know my mom so all of your histronics aside it's quite clear you're just pissed and the BEST you got is some lame 10 year old "Your momma..." nonsense.

It's hilarious and no it's not some great witty comment. It's actually low class, infantile, juvenile, 3rd grade bull shit.

Dude if a "your momma..." comment is the best you got then it's no wonder your slut of a girl friend wants a real dick in here and has pussy whipped you into watching some thick dicked dude do things to her that you've only seen back in your days as towel boy at a gay bath house in Greece.

Then you refocus on my dick. Dude I posted pictures. My dick is as big around as your weak ass forearm...that would be about twice the size of that piece of linguine you mistakingly think is your "big dick".

Next time your drinking a beer and you put it to your lips remember that's about the same size as my dick you keep fixating on.

So you just keep acting like a ten year old with the lame ass "Yo momma" grade school bullshit and I'll keep reminding you just how outclassed you are.

BTW I think your girlfriend might respect you more if you would stop giving blowjobs to the guys you have coming over to do her like you only dream about.

I mean what kind of man would beg advice about letting his chick get laid by another guy? Dude reality check here. You came on a forum crying like a little bitch because your girlfriend basically said you're weak ass dick didn't satisfy her. If you were taking care of business she wouldn't be fucking every other guy she meets nor would she want you to be humilaited by watching some guy fuck the hell out of her while you lick his nut sack dry and whack off.

That's about as humiliating and low a so called man can sink to. You're cuckold and don't even know it.

Man you need to take an Anti-Estrogen as you sound like some fag on Oprah whining about not taking care of business with the old lady.

I suggest you go back to being a gay male escort and just drop this chick. It will save you lots of heart ache in the end and a broke ass bitch like you can use the $25 you get for each trick.

Keep it real iHick you're not a player, hell you're not even in the same stadium dude you're back in the minors hoping to get called up while I'm fucking slamming Barry Bonds home runs on your punk ass!

Game, set, and match

It appears from my psychosis of your youth that your dick problem lies in direct correlation to a phobia of sodomy? You should talk to your faggot Dad about it, he loves it up ass

It’s apparent you got no sack. And for the record you suck at comebacks. I’ll let you marinate on this:
You got a serious case of the Oedipus complex. You are a Freudian slipping butt fucking nut job … you are one who fantasies about fucking your mom. I fucked that raging whore you call your mom… I hit it cold X right in her fat ass truck. Then I gave her a giant dose of an "Ihulk" ATM. Then I had my friends run a train on that sweaty disgusting whore. That fat disgusting douche bag you love so dearly was screaming every minute of it. Then your dad stopped by to pay me for fucking his fat ass wife (your mom) so she could finally get a dick since he’s been out paying for $5 dollar blow jobs at the local truck stop with a guy named Hank. You know Hank, the guy that sodomized you when you were 10. The same reason why you’re all fucked up today. Same reason why you had to get a cock operation. LOL!

I can go all day bitch. You don’t want none of this. I can and will bring the pain train on your ass any time any where. I love this shit. Let’s continue shall we;

You got to be the biggest weakstick on EF. You got your dick operated on ….. nuff said. Wonder how small it was, or still is? LoL! Keep trying to come at me lil’ bo peep and I’ll bring this shit so deep you’ll throw yourself off a bridge. Or untl they just delet this whole thread . Either way I don’t give a fuck.

PS: I fucked your mom, oh wait, I already told you that. Lata nugga

And they spell my name I H U L K

 

[iHulk]

for starters, spell check "Mr. Trebek" --fucken use it.

Here comes the verbal nukes. Don't say I didn't warn ya, gebroni.
...so you are NOT a friend of the ladies are ya Trebek. lol! I'm reading between the lines and I can see you got some gay fetish. I don't judge. Be gay, nothing wrong with that. But you watched too many movies with mule cocks like mine and now you think you can 'hang' with the bors of the elite society. Tell you what. Me and my slut girlfriend will go out and continue our fun lifestyle, which so far consists of many women and one man, me! And you continue along your sorry, awkward and pathetic life, and one day when you finally wake up and realize that you need to step outta the closet, we'll support your gay ass. Okay!

You posted pics of your “schort”. Now, why would somebody do that?
here's a few theories:
1) You know that you had a major psychological problem. You constantly feared your insecurity because your dick was small and pathetic. You had zero game with chicks (and soon dudes) and feared getting in bed with anyone (other than your filthy mom --- ouch). The last chick you paid to fuck your candy ass told you that your dick was just not up to par. That is enough to drive a person crazy, I would think. So you went to the extreme and had to get an operation to fix your little pig’s tail --i think you refer to it as your penis.

2) Now you can't stand the fact that its more than that. You realized that you are basically a loser, and you thought the cock op would help with this whole psyche depression. But it didn't. Your traumatic sexual overhaul operation hasn't cured your depressive cognitive state of mind.

3) Stop crying to the EF bros.... "Here are pics of my cock, stunning isn't it? I can finally not be ashamed, isn't that greeeeeeeeeat" ... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Trebek got a cock lift......... YAAAAAAAAAY

4) I'm sure you can find a support group out there to help with your depression and insecurities. Seriously seek professional help or take mine and just jump off a bridge so we don't have to listen to you cry all day.

Well the day has come Trebeck, time to come clean. Is it gonna be chicks, or dicks? Choose wisely son? Your old man chose dicks. Might as well keep the family tradition.

.....we’ll I enjoyed our conversation but I got get back to fucking my slutty girlfriend.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. OWNED

 

[jumpshot]

God damn, welcome back Hulk LOLOLOL

 

[iHulk]

God damn, welcome back Hulk LOLOLOL

wazzzzzzzsup dog,
always got your back brah. That rook simply just didn't know what time it is.

one word for that rookie ...... OWNED

Did I not give him fair warning? bitch just had to try and step. LOL! Anyway he don't want this shit with me. We'll bring all the bors off the top board down here just to fuck with him.

But now I'm bored. I got an arsenal of verbal nukes I'd like to blitz that fucko up with, but he's just not worth it. I'll save 'em.

Rupe, you got OWNED son. Now go back to the sandbox kid, let us vets get back business wit da ladies. wut!

 

[jumpshot]

bro that was some of the funniest shit I've ever read on here hulk

they should archive this thread lol