banana juice
Semen. See also baby batter, miracle whip, load, volcanic emission, splooge. Alternately, the juice of a banana.
boxer-rocket salute
Masturbation.
d.p. or double play
A scene in a porno where two actors engage in sexual acts with a single actress (can be extended to a triple play, etc.).
diddling
Masturbation. See also doodles
doodles
Masturbates. See also diddling.
fire one off
Ejaculated. Used exclusively with masturbation terms.
fluffing
The act(s) of preparing actors for porno scenes by stimulating them to full arousal via oral and/or manual means. Noun form: fluffer. Often a profession for those on their way up in porno or on their way down.
hummer
Blow job, fellatio.
load
An ejaculation, or semen in general. Can be used with adjectives to extend the meaning, as in "she took a double load from Johnny Quest and Hadji" (See Screwby Do Me).
miracle whip
Semen. See also baby batter, banana juice, load, volcanic emission, splooge. Alternately, a whipped salad dressing made from vegetable oil used in salads, as a sandwich spread, or as a lubricant by really horny men.
mix up a batch of baby batter
See fire one off.
money shot
A scene in a porno where one or more actors ejaculates onto an actresses face, also known as a "facial".
nutless wonder
See schmuck.
peach
Vagina, pussy, poon-tang, crease, camel lips, box.
schmuck
idiot, jerk, fool or penis (the strict Yiddish translation is penis, but its not a particularly erotic term – "Oooh baby, suck my schmuck!" – maybe it works in Latvia.)
shot my load
Ejaculated. May be used with masturbation terms or sexual act terms (if we ever had sex).
splooge
Semen, See also baby batter, miracle whip, load, banana juice, volcanic emission. No alternate. Can be used with a noun to describe an ejaculation, as in "splooge rocket", "splooge train" or to describe a penis, as in "splooge rifle", "splooge canon".
volcanic emission
Semen. See also baby batter, miracle whip, load, banana juice, splooge. Alternately, lava.
whacking off
Masturbation
wood
An erection. When used with another noun can describe a particular location or time an erection occurs, as in "morning wood", "strip club wood", or "Church wood".
yambags
Scrotum and/or testicles.
yanking
Masturbation, as in "yanking yer meat".