Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[gstacker]

lastnight i was doing some weighted dips and some skinny kids where at a bench next to me doing there thing, i paid em no mind. then while inbetween my sets a fat guy walks up to them and tells them that there bringing the bar up a lol crooked and its recomended that they put a lil extra weight on one side.....im sorry but i couldnt bite my tounge on that one i had to ask him to repeat what he said and he told me, i jus shook my head and said thats the worst advise i ever heard and then he told me thats what the trainers here told him i then said i guess the trainers here are stupid.

 

[EnderJE]

I usually don't notice people at the gym and the stuff they do, so I normally don't mind. But, I can't stand it when they wear perfume at the gym. I was using the change room and some guy was putting it on before he went to the weight room. He wasn't discrete about it. He laid it on.

I've never wanted to hit someone at the gym so badly.

 

[que_66]

I usually don't notice people at the gym and the stuff they do, so I normally don't mind. But, I can't stand it when they wear perfume at the gym. I was using the change room and some guy was putting it on before he went to the weight room. He wasn't discrete about it. He laid it on.

I've never wanted to hit someone at the gym so badly.

It's cologne - NOT A MARINADE!

If I have perfume on at the gym it's because I had it on before changing for the gym. (IE: go to gym right after work)

 

[markshark]

this is something i did when i was young, gay and stupid and would try all kinds of weight tryin to be a hardass and now look back and wished i wouldve just jumped in front of oncoming traffic and ended it all. i was tryin to shoulder press the 70's (which i could barely even do the 60s for good form) and when i went to kick them up with my knees one of them flew out of my hand in the air behind me and fuckin slammed on the ground and rolled like 12 feet and the other one dropped out of my hand and i fell off the seat onto the ground. i just got up and left the gym and never went back. i still had like 5 months left on my membership. god what a fag.

 

[markshark]

another thing i did once was i went to lift at like 6am back when i was like 19 at the same gym and i had sweat pants on and a cellphone in my right pocket and i put my cd player in the other pocket and went to do pullups and my fuckin pants fell off during like the 3rd one and my dick was hangin out of the little slit in my boxers. the fuckin cd player fell from the headphones and i was like dangling with headphones on with my dick hangin out. i dont think anyone really seen it but jesus christ it was ridiculous.

 

[anotherbutters]

How old are you? 15?

 

[nelmsjer]

markshark, great stories, bud. Cracking me up, and way to have the humility to share 'em.

 

[Iliketolift]

another thing i did once was i went to lift at like 6am back when i was like 19 at the same gym and i had sweat pants on and a cellphone in my right pocket and i put my cd player in the other pocket and went to do pullups and my fuckin pants fell off during like the 3rd one and my dick was hangin out of the little slit in my boxers. the fuckin cd player fell from the headphones and i was like dangling with headphones on with my dick hangin out. i dont think anyone really seen it but jesus christ it was ridiculous.

Ha Ha Ha. good stuff

 

[tay1506]

Today this kid i think he was like in 9th grade was doing decline and going down to his chest, but some dude was helping him for like 10 reps and they both looked like they were strugling a lot and this big dude goes over to him and says go less than 90 degrees or it uses ur lats and u don't want that. Then he says oh yeah same for bench press i don't know if he was being an ass or what lol, but i was laughing.

 

[markshark]

How old are you? 15?

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