Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[JDid23]

I got a couple more stories.
1. I was in the supplement store with my buddy, hes pretty buff, 5'9" 230 lbs. 19" arms at least. skinny dude (130 lbs) puts a bottle of protein on the counter. says to my big buddy "So If I drink this for 6 months I'll be as big as you right?" I start laughing and my buddy stares at him blankly.

2. I was in the weightroom at my school doing cheat curls with 80s. Dude walks up to me and goes"You dont have strong biceps doing cheat curls. I bet you'll never be able to do 55s or 60s with good form" I say" Oh really" I pick up 60s and do 5 reps, perfect form. He just walked away.

3. This was back when I was in high school, still really small. I was in the weightroom with some dudes. One guys fails at 185 bench. I lay down and lift it. He says"You think you're all tough doing that weight. Well my friend at this other school does 495" I would never believe this, but to make it worse, there was a record board just 10 feet away that said the state high school lifting records. Top bench was 415. I pointed this out to the dude and he says"Well my friend just doesnt want to compete and break the record. He already knows hes strong"

LMAO at all of these

1. i am sure he was just kidding around

2. they are curls

3. ok!

not that funny

 

[metalfujimi]

1. i am sure he was just kidding around

2. they are curls

3. ok!

not that funny

1.no, he was serious though. my friend had to explain to him that he wasnt gonna look like that after 6 months of protein

2. i know they are curls. not saying im impressive, just saying the other dude was a moron

I thought they were funny. You can have your own opinion though.

 

[ExtraMile]

I got a couple more stories.
1. I was in the supplement store with my buddy, hes pretty buff, 5'9" 230 lbs. 19" arms at least. skinny dude (130 lbs) puts a bottle of protein on the counter. says to my big buddy "So If I drink this for 6 months I'll be as big as you right?" I start laughing and my buddy stares at him blankly.

2. I was in the weightroom at my school doing cheat curls with 80s. Dude walks up to me and goes"You dont have strong biceps doing cheat curls. I bet you'll never be able to do 55s or 60s with good form" I say" Oh really" I pick up 60s and do 5 reps, perfect form. He just walked away.

3. This was back when I was in high school, still really small. I was in the weightroom with some dudes. One guys fails at 185 bench. I lay down and lift it. He says"You think you're all tough doing that weight. Well my friend at this other school does 495" I would never believe this, but to make it worse, there was a record board just 10 feet away that said the state high school lifting records. Top bench was 415. I pointed this out to the dude and he says"Well my friend just doesnt want to compete and break the record. He already knows hes strong"

LMAO at all of these

1. would have been funnier to say straight out infront of the GNC staff that supps are a waste of money and that you could sort him out with a bulking diet that would put size quicker on him then any supplement and cost less and then looked to see the reaction from GNC staff

2. subtle brag lol j/k

3. i lol'ed at this

 

[metalfujimi]

1. would have been funnier to say straight out infront of the GNC staff that supps are a waste of money and that you could sort him out with a bulking diet that would put size quicker on him then any supplement and cost less and then looked to see the reaction from GNC staff

2. subtle brag lol j/k

3. i lol'ed at this

it was at max muscle. my buddy was working at the counter. He explained to him that protein was a good product but that a great diet was key to getting big. Hope the guy listened

 

[metalfujimi]

Me - can you put your foot on the end of this bar while I tbar row it?

Him - which end should I stand on ?

haha. Maybe you've thought of this already, but you can put a heavy dumbell on the end to hold it down.

 

[metalfujimi]

another funny story
So I'm doing calf raises, on the smith machine cause they dont have a standing calf raise machine at my gym. 405 is on the bar and this dude comes up to me and says"Your not very big, I bet I can do that too" I tell him to hold on and make sure the safety clips are in place. He gets it off the rack, does one 1/4 rep and then slips and falls on his ass, with the weight slamming on the safeties and everyone turns and stares at him.

 

[Tblock1]

another funny story
So I'm doing calf raises, on the smith machine cause they dont have a standing calf raise machine at my gym. 405 is on the bar and this dude comes up to me and says"Your not very big, I bet I can do that too" I tell him to hold on and make sure the safety clips are in place. He gets it off the rack, does one 1/4 rep and then slips and falls on his ass, with the weight slamming on the safeties and everyone turns and stares at him.

Hmmm...another subtle brag about your beastly calf raises.

 

[JDid23]

1. there were 3 girls there today.. probably young high school chicks not that hot. They did everything together. When i went to get a drink, they were on the mats with the exercise balls with pink DBs going bridges on them while they lifted 1 DB over their head, dropped it, picked the other one up and lifted that one lol

2. next guy pissed me off- he was at the rack almost the whole time (good thing he wasn't there when i was there or i woulda been pissed) doing reverse curls and bb curls. He looked fuckin strong too- i would have thought he was going to be throwing around mad weight for deads

3. my friend was there spotting me on CGBP and when i was going for my last few reps, kept trying to spot me, and i had to say no spot during my last few reps- pissed me off.

 

[JDid23]

man i forgot the best one today!!!!

2 kids, one came in with a darren mcfadden jersey and tore off the sleeves before he came in.. other one in a kobe jersey.

they go to the smith machine and do 35 pounds on each side bench press- one kid is trying to show the other how to do it, and go half ROM then EXPLODE UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST (he yelled it to him).. so during my pullovers i look behind to the bench press, and i see the kid with 35 pounds on each side fucking freaking out that he was gonna die after like 4 reps lmao-- i had to cut my pullovers off because i was laughing so hard. I just saw it coming after i saw em in the smith machine

 

[Tblock1]

man i forgot the best one today!!!!

2 kids, one came in with a darren mcfadden jersey and tore off the sleeves before he came in.. other one in a kobe jersey.

they go to the smith machine and do 35 pounds on each side bench press- one kid is trying to show the other how to do it, and go half ROM then EXPLODE UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST (he yelled it to him).. so during my pullovers i look behind to the bench press, and i see the kid with 35 pounds on each side fucking freaking out that he was gonna die after like 4 reps lmao-- i had to cut my pullovers off because i was laughing so hard. I just saw it coming after i saw em in the smith machine

God I almost wish more people would come to my gym just so I could see stuff like this lol!!!