Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[djeclipse]

I have this guy at my gym that only does biceps, triceps and chest 3 times a week on the same days. He will do all kind of curls, skullcrushers and dumbell presses. That would sound like a typical beginner weight lifter but for some odd reason he is huge! he is easily one of the biggest guyz in the gym. He must have some good ass genetics because i seriously doubt he is using steroids.

Why do you doubt he is not using juice, or hasn't in the past?

Or in the past he may have years of doing core lifts, building the base, and all he wants to do now is get "the pump" lol

 

[bblazer]

have I said this before??

those damn Balance balls.. in the free weight area.. i always kick them into the walkways of the PT's area..

idiots..

They're there for my Swiss Ball day. I wish you would stop kicking them around, it just makes me have to go find them.

 

[SpyWizard]

They're there for my Swiss Ball day. I wish you would stop kicking them around, it just makes me have to go find them.

in the free weight area?? oops, dropped that 65lb db on your foot, sorry, i lost my "balance"...

 

[stevew]

There is a guy at my gym who is about 6' 165lbs. Skinny, always wheres wife beaters and walks around with a monster energy drink in his hand. He walks around for 45 min. and actually lifts maybe 20 min. everyday. Well he must of felt extra awesome today because he walked into the free weight room puffing his chest out like always, looks in the mirror, chugs his monster drink, throws it on the ground and smashes it with his foot, and I shit you not lets out this most rediculous growl and strikes a pose. This kid looks almost identical to a skinny young Dwight from the office. Fucking hilarious.

 

[iggy]

lmao. funny shit man.

 

[wolfman87]

i heard a couple teens talking about roids and stuff next to me when i heard one say "...no it's the good kind that you inject into your scrotum" this immediately caught my attention lmao. then other kid was like "oh ok, what kind of needle did he say to use? that seems like it would hurt pretty bad!" first guy says "he said it's not bad if you use a slin pin plus since you're injecting there it activates more test and keeps your nuts normal size because it's coming from the same place" at this point i lost track of what they were saying because i started laughing so fucking hard. they both looked at me and got red faces and moved to the ab room. can you believe this shit?!?! believe it or not i've heard something very similar before from one of my former lax teammates. i laughed in his face too. where the fuck do these guys get their information from?! i mean seriously, the scrotum?

 

[rejlii]

how do u do situps on the decline bench?!

Are you retarded ? Lay on it and do sit ups ? Decline bench = Harder ?

that may be the least effective push-ups where you go all the way up but w.e let people do what they want big deal.......everyone has there own ways they will eventualy learn how to do stuff properly im sure all you guys started out like tards aswell doing everything wrong. People learn from there mistakes.

 

[NOLOGY77]

Two guys at my gym came into the place wearing something like looked like squat suit but it was like a divers suit i mean from neck till toes. They brought with them also straps and they started tighten their knees with that and put on the squat rack 30 kg on eac side!!!!!!!!!!!!! i said what the fuck and i couldnt resist

I told them guys, the time you waste to wrap your knees like that and prepare does not worth the weight you put on. and this suit?????????????????? f***k i tell them is 40 degrees outside your going to die from heat!!! and i went to the squat rack and did 100 5x5 with my cargo shorts, and a nke sleeveless t-shirt. The were looking a kind of embarrased lets hope they will not come like a SWAT member again hahahahahah

 

[ericpad]

My gym only has one powerrack to squat in . .(yet it has 3 friggin smiths) . ..There is this group of douches that f***ing hogs the powerrack to curl . . .Nothing gets me more angry then waiting for these jackasses to finish curling so I can do some real lifts.

And the friggin guys aren't even fit . .they are fat scrubs with no muscle and they act like there strongmen because they curled 10 reps of a bar plus a couple 10lbs plates.

 

[ExtraMile]

The only squat rack at my gym is one of those walk in squat racks. Went there about a week ago and this skinny ass whiteboy basketball player was doing db lunges but stepping into the squat rack. I asked him if he would let me squat and he says no he wants to do lunges in there I gotta wait 20mins wtf. So i tell him i can only squat in their but he can fuckin lunge anywere in the gym it ended up with me moving all the benches that were not in use to make him a space in the gym just so he would move and let me squat. Damn i hate guys like that.