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Morons at the gym (the official thread)...
- Thread starter djeclipse
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I get a bit paranoid when i do squats, thinking i dont go down far enough (i hit at least parallel, deeper if my knee isn't acting up)
....Not any more though!
LMFAO!!! I've just read every post in this thread, it took me a week to get thru but damn worth it! I can't stop looking at douchebags at the gym now.. Gotta keep this post going! I got two for you..
1st. I see a guy walking upstairs to the lifting area looking in the mirrow the whole time admiring his lame physique, strap on a pair a gloves with staps, walk over to a treadmill and proceed to do 20min of light jogging with gloves and straps on, then proceed to workout on all machines for the remainder of his workout.. While still staring at the mirrors..
2nd. I got some real retrds that go into the sauna and do their whole routine inside of there.. WTF!! even bring weights in and use them.. These fat asses really piss me off while I'm trying to relax..
1st. I see a guy walking upstairs to the lifting area looking in the mirrow the whole time admiring his lame physique, strap on a pair a gloves with staps, walk over to a treadmill and proceed to do 20min of light jogging with gloves and straps on, then proceed to workout on all machines for the remainder of his workout.. While still staring at the mirrors..
2nd. I got some real retrds that go into the sauna and do their whole routine inside of there.. WTF!! even bring weights in and use them.. These fat asses really piss me off while I'm trying to relax..
Theres some guy at my gym who is always taking a dump. We are usually at the gym around the same time each day: noon. I always see him taking a dump when I go into the locker room to wash my hands after lifting. I know it's him in the stall because I can see his shoes from underneath.
next time u see him walking into the changing room u should run infront of him and go and take a dump yourself and take up the toilet cubicle for like a half hour lol
And leave a big ass skid mark....
Maybe they are trying to sweat as much as possible. lol. But still i dont think its worth the embarassement.
I used to lift at another family fitness center before switching to my current family fitness center.
I tried to get a discount from the previous center because my membership was coming up and it would be cheaper for me to get a new membership at the center down the street than renew. The sales/trainer guy told me, "oh you can't compare us to that other center, we have four smith machines. They only have three"
I tried to get a discount from the previous center because my membership was coming up and it would be cheaper for me to get a new membership at the center down the street than renew. The sales/trainer guy told me, "oh you can't compare us to that other center, we have four smith machines. They only have three"
Ok before I start I want to make sure u know what these are, U know those half balls that cardio guru's use to step and what not.. Ok these..
I'm in the gym this morning, and I'm doin skulls after universal benchpress day.. lol.. and I look to my left and I see some 50yr old guy on Two of these back to back so it's making a whole ball and he's right next to the dumbell rack tryin to balance himself and as soon as he get some what balanced on here, he grabs two 5lb dumbells and start doin some lame verions of some lateral raises and trying to surf.. Now I'll give it to the old fart he had good balance but WTF!! Really.. Only thing I could think was this guy is gonna bust his ass so hard..
But he got thru whatever set he was doin..
I'm in the gym this morning, and I'm doin skulls after universal benchpress day.. lol.. and I look to my left and I see some 50yr old guy on Two of these back to back so it's making a whole ball and he's right next to the dumbell rack tryin to balance himself and as soon as he get some what balanced on here, he grabs two 5lb dumbells and start doin some lame verions of some lateral raises and trying to surf.. Now I'll give it to the old fart he had good balance but WTF!! Really.. Only thing I could think was this guy is gonna bust his ass so hard..
But he got thru whatever set he was doin..
