mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck outta here

[crazyjoe]

 

[heavy_duty]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

hair brushes, shower heads, bath tub taps etc...

despite what you may have heard about my phenomenal cyber sex skills, no I am not the masturbation queen.

maybe a few years ago when my man was in DC and I was in Chicago - yeah. I was humping everything in sight (pillows, couches, stuffed animals,)

 

[jerkbox]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

hair brushes, shower heads, bath tub taps etc...

Foster's oil cans....

 

[PICK3]

Do you have a pet name for your pillow?

btw, best thread ever!

 

[-SD-]

lol @ rolling around with your pillow like a fucking feline. I so glad I dont live with my parents anymore. of course at age 32, having them walk in on me dry humping my pillow would be the least of my concerns.
this thread kicks ass by the way bruh

 

[PICK3]

pillows don't care if you drink too much
pillows don't care if you see other pillows

 

[-SD-]

pillows don't care if you see other pillows

Yes they do. they will try to kick the other pillows ass......it would be a..... pillow fight.

 

[Smurfy]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

hair brushes, shower heads, bath tub taps etc...

various yard tools, small machinery, an occasional wild animal

 

[PICK3]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

various yard tools, small machinery, an occasional wild animal

warm creme doughnuts

 

[Smurfy]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

warm creme doughnuts

well they start out frozen solid.