mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck outta here

[Sub-Zero]

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[ceo]

everyone should give me money and friendship

I gave you karma, bitch.

 

[Lestat]

your threads are hilarious bro!

 

[Smurfy]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

my stupid gay parents forget to knock sometimes which pisses me off, so i lock the door when doing naughty things.

but so now i went to lay down for a little and grabbed my pillow right when i layed down and squeezed it and rolled around a little trying to find a comfortable position (like a cat moving around to find its comfy position).

so she comes in to tell me shes going to the store and then ssays it as she opens the door and then turns around and closes the door and im like no comeback and she just leaves the house.

prolly thought i was getting off on my pillow or someshit.

fuckin parents just dont understand

is this the kind of shit I have to look forward to when my kid hits puberty? fucking constant masturbation.

dont you do anything else? wtf/

 

[jerkbox]

you forgot to mention that your pants were around your ankles....

were you hittin that pillow from the front or from the back? How can you tell the difference?

 

[crazyjoe]

my stupid gay parents forget to knock sometimes which pisses me off, so i lock the door when doing naughty things.

but so now i went to lay down for a little and grabbed my pillow right when i layed down and squeezed it and rolled around a little trying to find a comfortable position (like a cat moving around to find its comfy position).

so she comes in to tell me shes going to the store and then ssays it as she opens the door and then turns around and closes the door and im like no comeback and she just leaves the house.

prolly thought i was getting off on my pillow or someshit.

fuckin parents just dont understand

 

[jh1]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

is this the kind of shit I have to look forward to when my kid hits puberty? fucking constant masturbation.

dont you do anything else? wtf/

Aren't you like the masterbation queen?


Fucking Hypocrite.

 

[heavy_duty]

pillow is cheating on you man.

 

[jerkbox]

and i doubt she thinks you were "faking" sex with your pillow.....she thinks you were really having sex with your pillow....

 

[Smurfy]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

Aren't you like the masterbation queen?


Fucking Hypocrite.

despite what you may have heard about my phenomenal cyber sex skills, no I am not the masturbation queen.

maybe a few years ago when my man was in DC and I was in Chicago - yeah. I was humping everything in sight (pillows, couches, stuffed animals,)