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Miss Universe moved in next door today!
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Call me crazy, but does this girl not bech, fart and scratch her ass like everybody else on the planet?
My suggestion, be incredibly witty and NOT PUSHY AT ALL.
She might be a really sweet girl or a TOTAL BITCH. y'never know if you don't try....
My suggestion, be incredibly witty and NOT PUSHY AT ALL.
She might be a really sweet girl or a TOTAL BITCH. y'never know if you don't try....
As I work with celebs fairly often, my advice is to first do your research (google, not stalking.)
Then, be normal. Don't act too cool like you're not impressed, cuz everyone does that. Don't act all drooly, and horny teenage boy, cuz she's seen that action, too.
Friendly, helpful, respectful, but not dweeb. Funny, but not Adam Sandler. No stunts.
But you can definately introduce yourself, point out unique features of the neghborhood (best coffee place, drycleaner to avoid).
She's met 1,000s of guys. Her asshole radar is finely tuned. In her world, real is rare.
Like you mom told you, just be yourself and you'll be fine.
So, if you're helpful, polite and shirtless you should be a hit.
Then, be normal. Don't act too cool like you're not impressed, cuz everyone does that. Don't act all drooly, and horny teenage boy, cuz she's seen that action, too.
Friendly, helpful, respectful, but not dweeb. Funny, but not Adam Sandler. No stunts.
But you can definately introduce yourself, point out unique features of the neghborhood (best coffee place, drycleaner to avoid).
She's met 1,000s of guys. Her asshole radar is finely tuned. In her world, real is rare.
Like you mom told you, just be yourself and you'll be fine.
So, if you're helpful, polite and shirtless you should be a hit.
SirWanksalot
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Wow,
She was on Howard Stern's E TV show lastnight and she went into great detail how she, miss america and miss teen america all share a DONALD TRUMP (he owns the pagents) provided apartment together that is free for one year.
It's funny that you neglected to mention the other two pagent winners (as also moving in) in your little story.
I think your full of crap and I am pooping on you.....
SirWanksAlot
She was on Howard Stern's E TV show lastnight and she went into great detail how she, miss america and miss teen america all share a DONALD TRUMP (he owns the pagents) provided apartment together that is free for one year.
It's funny that you neglected to mention the other two pagent winners (as also moving in) in your little story.
I think your full of crap and I am pooping on you.....
SirWanksAlot
SirWanksalot
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source www.marksfriggin.com Howard Stern fan sternographer
Miss Universe Oxana Fedorova Comes In. 6/13/02. 9:05am
Oxana Fedorova, the Russian woman who won the title of Miss Universe recently, came in to talk to Howard through an interpreter. Howard introduced her interpreter Faye Greenbaum who lived over in Russia for a while. Howard asked Oxana a bunch of questions through Faye. Oxana can speak a little bit of English but not very well. She apologized for only having studied English for a short time. The guys tried to convince her that Artie was a billionaire by saying that he invented Velcro and owns a Space Shuttle.
Howard read her bio and talked about her Miss Universe win as well as other things about her life. She won $250,000 in the pageant as well as the use of a posh apartment in New York City for a year. She also knows Karate and knows how to assemble a certain Russian rifle in 18 seconds. Howard eventually got around to asking some sexual questions through the interpreter. He asked when she lost her virginity and said she didn't remember as she giggled through the answer. She told the interpreter she lost it at 16. Howard also asked her if she shaves her genital area. She said she shaves most of it but leaves a landing strip. He asked her if penis size is important and she said that it's not for her. Howard told her she'd found her man then because he's small. Howard asked her if she prefers circumcised or uncircumcised guys. She said she prefers smart guys and the circumcised thing doesn't matter to her. Oxana didn't really want to answer any of the sex questions. She told her interpreter she didn't have time to think about some of the stuff he was asking. Howard joked around asking more sexual questions. He asked her if she ever had a burning sensation while peeing. She laughed and asked if he was serious. Howard continued the questioning and asked if she ever made love to another woman. She said she hadn't yet but she might.
Oxana would speak one or two sentences of English at certain points when she could give her answer in English. Howard continued to ask her a bunch of sexual questions and took some phone calls for her. The callers just asked dopey questions like ''Would you fart to blow out a birthday candle?'' to which she told Howard she would if that's what the guy wanted. Another guy wanted to know if she spits or swallows. She said ''however it works out'' to that question. Howard wrapped up the interview and thanked Faye for helping them out with the interpreting.
Miss Universe Oxana Fedorova Comes In. 6/13/02. 9:05am
Oxana Fedorova, the Russian woman who won the title of Miss Universe recently, came in to talk to Howard through an interpreter. Howard introduced her interpreter Faye Greenbaum who lived over in Russia for a while. Howard asked Oxana a bunch of questions through Faye. Oxana can speak a little bit of English but not very well. She apologized for only having studied English for a short time. The guys tried to convince her that Artie was a billionaire by saying that he invented Velcro and owns a Space Shuttle.
Howard read her bio and talked about her Miss Universe win as well as other things about her life. She won $250,000 in the pageant as well as the use of a posh apartment in New York City for a year. She also knows Karate and knows how to assemble a certain Russian rifle in 18 seconds. Howard eventually got around to asking some sexual questions through the interpreter. He asked when she lost her virginity and said she didn't remember as she giggled through the answer. She told the interpreter she lost it at 16. Howard also asked her if she shaves her genital area. She said she shaves most of it but leaves a landing strip. He asked her if penis size is important and she said that it's not for her. Howard told her she'd found her man then because he's small. Howard asked her if she prefers circumcised or uncircumcised guys. She said she prefers smart guys and the circumcised thing doesn't matter to her. Oxana didn't really want to answer any of the sex questions. She told her interpreter she didn't have time to think about some of the stuff he was asking. Howard joked around asking more sexual questions. He asked her if she ever had a burning sensation while peeing. She laughed and asked if he was serious. Howard continued the questioning and asked if she ever made love to another woman. She said she hadn't yet but she might.
Oxana would speak one or two sentences of English at certain points when she could give her answer in English. Howard continued to ask her a bunch of sexual questions and took some phone calls for her. The callers just asked dopey questions like ''Would you fart to blow out a birthday candle?'' to which she told Howard she would if that's what the guy wanted. Another guy wanted to know if she spits or swallows. She said ''however it works out'' to that question. Howard wrapped up the interview and thanked Faye for helping them out with the interpreting.
ATrollFromTheFatBoard
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LOL.
One of the girls observing at my work is a contestant in the Miss Universe pageant system. She just won Miss Southwest Virginia.
You will all be proud to know that she does weightlifting to keep in shape, and follows a bodybuilding diet religiously.
One of the girls observing at my work is a contestant in the Miss Universe pageant system. She just won Miss Southwest Virginia.
You will all be proud to know that she does weightlifting to keep in shape, and follows a bodybuilding diet religiously.
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