mebbe a repost but I got a chuckle out of it

[nangiggles]

Adult Truths


5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

I really LOL at these xD

 

[chris302001]

I really LOL at these xD

13 especially!!!

 

[shirlene29]

yeah...I really like the "avoid ghetto" option idea..lol

 

[nydj66]

Adult Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

My father-in-law had a friend that died of a heart attack while sitting at the PC chatting with his mistress over AOL. That's where his wife (a russian mail-order bride) found him.

She was on such a rant when the police arrived that they had an autopsy performed to make sure she didn't kill him.

 

[musclemom]

Copied/pasted/emailed to husband.

There is a certain ... disconcerting element about #24.