Let me tell you how my boyfriend literally saved my life on Saturday.

[Razorguns]

i don't understand half of that - but glad you're okay - and those are the reasons i will never scuba dive. not worth dying.

r

 

[EnderJE]

I gave him carte blanche, he just didn't take it that far lol.

He's gay.

 

[nefertiti]

He's gay.

YOU are!

 

[all the whey]

he saved your life, so you now HAVE to be his girlfriend ;-)

No. He saved her life. He shouldn't be punished for that.

 

[-Ariel-]

i don't understand half of that - but glad you're okay - and those are the reasons i will never scuba dive. not worth dying.

r

+1
I'm relieved that you are still alive. Good thing he was there. You guys just got a little closer... again, I'm no relationship expert, but I hear saving lives is always a good thing.

 

[javaguru]

I made the mistake of saving my ex-wife from drowning in Acapulco.

I'm just kidding, I'm glad I saved her but sad she took all my money.

Just kidding, I gave her the money.....it was a dissolution.

 

[chris302001]

I bet he got some really good head after that.......

 

[nefertiti]

No. He saved her life. He shouldn't be punished for that.

lol jackass

 

[fistfullofsteel]

didn't read any of it, but nefertiti = future darwin award winner when it comes to this diving stuff.

 

[nimbus]

I made the mistake of saving my ex-wife from drowning in Acapulco.

I'm just kidding, I'm glad I saved her but sad she took all my money.

Just kidding, I gave her the money.....it was a dissolution.

Just kidding, I kicked her to the curb penniless but i found her a job

Just kidding, she doesn't have to work because she's dead in my freezer