Just hit a pheasant with a chicken egg

[big_bad_buff]

I was making eggs for breakfast and i saw a pheasant in my backyard through my window. so I went outside to watch it for a while amd noticed that he was bullying all the other birds around, not letting them eat the bird food and what not. so I nailed him right in the back with a egg I had in my hand. it was pretty funny. when the egg hit it jumped like a foot in the air and hit it's head on the feeder, then it started going crazy and flew off. thought I'd share this since I bet no one has every done it beforeand because you're all pussy's and you like to lick the toilet seat after your moms done.

 

[WODIN]

A boiled egg would of killed it.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Why didn't you shoot the bird, then you could have had pheasant and eggs for breakfast.

No gunI wish i had one because it was pretty damn big.

 

[Lumberg]

Did the egg break you pussy?

 

[big_bad_buff]

Did the egg break you pussy?

hell yeah, that's the funny part, it blew up on it's back and it jumped in the air like a scared cat. pretty funny.

 

[PatsFan34]

I'm assuming you were stoned when all this took place...PUSSY!!!

 

[jackangel]

Why are you messing with those peasants???

 

[SurfinDaily]

thats funny, one day i was really bored and ran like 100 feet of fuse that i bought in SC to a homemade m-80 under a pile of birdseed, by the time the fuse got to the pile only 1 bird was on it and it only blew him like 20 feet in the air and it survived...