geoboy
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big pumper said:when ever i look at porn i also look at the guys dicks to see where mine compares and it doens't seem unreasonabley small, it is bigger than some and smaller than others, but it still only measures at 6.5 inches. i read on boards about everyone having 8 and 9 inch penisis, im sure some is BS but it makes my penis feel small and now i don't know if i can satisfy women. i don't want to whip out my wonder dick and have her laugh at me cuz its smaller than anythingelse she has taken before, i dunno
1) change your name to Little Pumper
2) Not only will she laugh, but she'll call all her friends and tell them as soon as she gets home. They'll laugh too. Then they'll tell their friends, and so on and so on.
3) everytime you see one of her friends, or one of her friends friends, if you check carefully, you'll see they're smirking at you.
4) the only solution is to become like david bannar in the TV Hulk series. live out of your suitcase. as soon as you have sex with 1 chick in a town, move on to next town. it's the only way.