Let's see... I'm bald.
I eat a lot.
I poop about 4 times a day.
My nutsack hangs really low... sticks to my thighs a lot.
I once placed my balls on a cactus for $50. (and that's not bullshit).
Every Christmas I buy for needy families, to help give them a good Christmas.
I've been here for almost 2 years... and I was one of the original PGF2a guinnea pigs.
Banana's give me diarrhea.
But I don't kiss anyone's ass.
Sure I'm a charity case, because I have no money. I spend it all on my kids.
Not sure how much of this you can believe... but I thought I'd try to impress you from all angles.