I'm WILLING to pay for someone's PLATINUM membership...

[AAP]

Me! Me! Because I am Hilary Clintons biggest fan and just KNOW she will be our next president.

I'm serious.

And because I can get you invited to Jae and Jerry Pair's parties.

 

[freak daddy]

I'd say give it MommaKin. Let her explain.

 

[MommaKin]

I pm'd Ryan, but, he never replied......I never told him my story though....I told him if he wanted to hear it, I'd tell him in private.....

I'd say give it MommaKin. Let her explain.

 

[Cleaner]

I just love a guy who bad mouths guns and has a wemon in cuff for an avatar......just doesn't mix with blood or water.

 

[GinNJuice]

Gin-N-Juice: I knew that you loved me, so you didn't have to let me know again. But thanks for the reminder.

Now, now.... I don't dis-like you bro..... just most of your politics..... Oh, and maybe some of the hyprocrisy.


btw, I'm pro-choice (see, I don't disagree with everything....... but I'm also pro-gun)

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Because I'm Cute.

 

[Lao Tzu]

you should give it to me as i stand up for you when your only social crime is planning ahead or being humane. besides, you know my first name.

if not, i suggest you give it to high intensity.

or, instead of giving one person 1 year, give 4 peopel 3 months each.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I GOT MY FUCKING STARS NOW!!!

 

[RyanH]

aight.....bump.

 

[talonracer]

1. My momma didn't tell me she loved me enough

2. I SWEAR she looked 18..really officer

3.Because of my BB my diet my farts are so toxic that I go through underwear at an alarming rate. That cheap fabric just cannot stand the abrasive chemical compositions that escape my bum

4. I once lost a bet to a female freind and as a payoff I had to wear women's silk thong underwear to work one day. BTW size 8 fit me great but I felt like I had a wedgie all day. Got me laid tho.

5. I just admitted the above

6. When I was little i was an alter boy and stole money from the collection plate everyday plus hit the grape wine and ate those communion wafers like they were candy. Yea I'm going to hell.

7. I click every thread i see Azia Reign posted in just to see that perfect ass in her avatar, and I hope Pauly's dick turns blue because I'm so jealous.

8. I haven't been laid in two months........... I'm bored of masterbating, and since I'm taking Zoloft I can't cum anyway if I try *sigh*

9. I walk around naked at home, I simply hate clothes.

10. A woman who scorned me left her door open and I went in and ran a magnet over her hard drive and unplugged her refrigerator.

11. When my ex wife was living with another guy I used to call and and go "How does my dick taste" when she used to sleep with me.

12. When my 10 year old daughter has sleepovers I rig things so they make noise at night to scare them


Damn am I fucked up..............