Curling, you will never have any mass, you are weak both mentally and physically. What kind of an excuse is it that the "piss ant loser high school football coaches" are why you don't squat today.
Blaming it on your high school coach sounds more like a convenience to me. A way for you to justify not squatting to yourself and taking the easy road.
You don't squat because you're scared of the weight, because you have no determination and beause your a "disco-bodybuilder", you train to look good on Saturday nights at the clubs.
Yes, you are gay.
Later
Mic