I'm getting laid this weekend.

[The_Eviscerator]

Fuck her in the cunt n' film it like Alan Funt

I like it..

On her Vagina be a butcher... then tell her she's Punk'd like Ashton Kutcher.

 

[the nature boy]

hit her with your stick then tell her your name is Alan Thicke.



bonus points for the canadian reference

 

[the nature boy]

fuck that ho then jump in a submarine like Jacques Cousteau

 

[Bullit]

Nail her in the poon n' leave and steal a spoon.

 

[the nature boy]

I fucked her like a pimp son, then killed her like O.J. Simpson.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Leave a deposit between her thighs.... then like Picard... jump in the Enterprise.

Man... these are getting increasingly cumbersome.

 

[the nature boy]

Leave a deposit between her thighs.... then like Picard... jump in the Enterprise.

lol

we're covering every aspect of pop culture.

 

[Bullit]

LOL....
this one would get me banned, so I wont put it up.
But it had the words 'cleaver' and 'beaver' in it.

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the face, then smash her with a mace.


+4.

 

[the nature boy]

LOL....
this one would get me banned, so I wont put it up.
But it had the words 'cleaver' and 'beaver' in it.

let me guess

I was hard on that beaver, just like Ward Cleaver.


obscure Leave It To Beaver reference.