I'm getting laid this weekend.

[The_Eviscerator]

Rail her little furry box n' tell her she's heinous and could use some botox.

LMAO

 

[Bullit]

Nail her with your bunker buster n' run with all the strength you can possibly muster.

 

[biteme]

Fuck her with your Tomahawk missile, then blow in her pussy with a whistle until you get out all of the gristle. With that folks, I'm outta here. Gotta go workout.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Slam her vagina as if crazed... until it looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

OK... I am done... my head hurts.

 

[slickdadd]

Instruct her to give a Rusty, all in the name of DUSTY

 

[slickdadd]

BTW....where in TN b dog.....and what SEC school.....*gears turning*

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the jaw, and say "damn bitch, you went through Shock and Awe"

 

[from zero]

Instruct her to give a Rusty, all in the name of DUSTY

Best one yet.

 

[from zero]

Give that ho a dirty sanchez, bitch you heard me, thats what i said, fuck that ho til the shit turns red, like a head ... of cabbage, bleedin like it was a stabbage, throw that skank on the side of road, ho is excess baggage

 

[supersizeme]

fuck her in the ear, then shoot your load into her beer