I was leg pressing yesterday had my music blaring and I ripped the biggest fart Iver ever heard, it was totally suprising, but being the cool cat I am i just kept listening to my music like nothing happd and noone said a word to me about it.
Did it once while squatting right next to a really hot chick doing some girly shoulder exercises. She sniffed and was like: eeew c'mon! I just kept squatting. I was hoping to hit an attitude of: "hey if u can't take the heat shove off from the real gym!" but i gotta admit i didn't succeed at that. Its hard playing it cool with a red face.
The other day I emptied out a can of fresh columbian coffee and cleaned it out real well. Then I put the can up to my ass and farted a huge protein fart into the can. Put the lid on real tight and gave the can to my girl and said "baby you have got to smell this new coffee I bought". She took the can and lifted the lid and stuck her face right into the can and took a deep breath. Needless to say she was not happy but it was so fucking funny to see the look on her face when she realized she was not smelling coffee but really smelling my ass.
bro thats exactly how loud mine was, I didnt even feel like I needed to fart, I was actually shocked. I didnt turn anymore red than I already was from pressing but what made it so damn funny to me was that noone laughed, or asked me about it, I guess noone wants to tell a chalk covered animal to stop farting, it really made my day...The song I was listening to was I stand alone by Godsmack pretty ironic.