If youve ever farted accidentally while working out chime in

[702daswoll1]

TMI!!! this thread was fun to read... now it is getting carried away! [/QUOTE

lighten up bro, with all the drama and shit going on this forum needs remember the funny parts of what we do. And that means embracing the fact that we for the most part are gassy animals that shit themselves from time to time. Relax bro life is good.

No doubt... Agree fully.. Bottom line is that we are a bunch of guys that just want to have a certain look and physique. We are intimidating to most but all in all we are hard working, family oriented, stand up people.. So why does the DEA have a hard on for us? Who knows but they should be spending their time stopping the "real drugs that kill people every day'.. The ones that cause drive-by's, robberies and every other problem these things cause.

 

[GUARDIAN]

what is this accidentaly shit? i just let em rip...and sneak away.

I do practice a little self control by making them quieter.

 

[rfowler]

what is this accidentaly shit? i just let em rip...and sneak away.

I do practice a little self control by making them quieter.

This one totally suprised had no idea it was coming your in the perfect fart position when your leg pressing anyway, it should just be expected.

 

[sincere81oo0]

The other day I emptied out a can of fresh columbian coffee and cleaned it out real well. Then I put the can up to my ass and farted a huge protein fart into the can. Put the lid on real tight and gave the can to my girl and said "baby you have got to smell this new coffee I bought". She took the can and lifted the lid and stuck her face right into the can and took a deep breath. Needless to say she was not happy but it was so fucking funny to see the look on her face when she realized she was not smelling coffee but really smelling my ass.

lmao..... i dutch oven my girl all the time, she expects it now. kinda just lies under their and waits for me to finish hahahaha. yeah but have almost shit myself doing decline legpresses. always happens when i take down a shake pre workout... i fart my ass off at the gym and fuck wit my buddies, hell be doin reps n ill rip one and wait for him to smell it and ge pissed lol....im a son of a bitch

 

[GUARDIAN]

lmao..... i dutch oven my girl all the time, she expects it now. kinda just lies under their and waits for me to finish hahahaha. yeah but have almost shit myself doing decline legpresses. always happens when i take down a shake pre workout... i fart my ass off at the gym and fuck wit my buddies, hell be doin reps n ill rip one and wait for him to smell it and ge pissed lol....im a son of a bitch

its almost a game between my workout partner and i. we especially love fucking with those in the gym we hate (everybody has one or two of these) and pass by them. it has been boring lately. he is having hernia surgery in oct. hmmm....I wonder what caused it...lmfao

 

[sincere81oo0]

its almost a game between my workout partner and i. we especially love fucking with those in the gym we hate (everybody has one or two of these) and pass by them. it has been boring lately. he is having hernia surgery in oct. hmmm....I wonder what caused it...lmfao

true lmao...... theres ALWAYS a couple people at your gym you just cant stand and seem to always be ther when you are lol

 

[st8grad]

No wonder she hasn't given you a blow job in months!

You guys need to switch to lactose free protein. Not that I don't fart in the gym, but if the shakes give you gas they gotta go.

Don't farts seem to hang around a lot longer in the gym than anywhere else? Next time you gotta rip one, do a walk by the cardio bunnies and let it fly.

lmao..... i dutch oven my girl all the time, she expects it now. kinda just lies under their and waits for me to finish hahahaha. yeah but have almost shit myself doing decline legpresses. always happens when i take down a shake pre workout... i fart my ass off at the gym and fuck wit my buddies, hell be doin reps n ill rip one and wait for him to smell it and ge pissed lol....im a son of a bitch

 

[GUARDIAN]

No wonder she hasn't given you a blow job in months!

You guys need to switch to lactose free protein. Not that I don't fart in the gym, but if the shakes give you gas they gotta go.

Don't farts seem to hang around a lot longer in the gym than anywhere else? Next time you gotta rip one, do a walk by the cardio bunnies and let it fly.

fell out of my chair when i read cardio bunnies.

 

[rfowler]

fell out of my chair when i read cardio bunnies.

cardio bunnies an instant classic.

 

[riverrock]

I let one rip in the Boxing room a few weeks ago and absolutely cleared the place!!!!