If youve ever farted accidentally while working out chime in

[jnevin]

The other day I emptied out a can of fresh columbian coffee and cleaned it out real well. Then I put the can up to my ass and farted a huge protein fart into the can. Put the lid on real tight and gave the can to my girl and said "baby you have got to smell this new coffee I bought". She took the can and lifted the lid and stuck her face right into the can and took a deep breath. Needless to say she was not happy but it was so fucking funny to see the look on her face when she realized she was not smelling coffee but really smelling my ass.

lol

When my brother and I were kids, we used to fart into my grandparents' tennis ball cans. They'd take us to the courts where we'd die from boredom, but our little revenge was the funky tennis balls. I remember one time we heard my grandmother yell, "Goddamnit Joe! I told you to stop buying the Wilsons! They stink!"

Good shit.

 

[swole]

i did while doing deads one day

had headphones on, didn't think it was loud

only a trainer and his client were in the room

they kinda laughed, but the trainer is worse when he lifts

when they left the room i farted again using the same amount of force to see how loud it was

it was a loud pop

 

[Bikini Mod]

Girls don't fart.

They *poof*.

 

[roadwarrior]

I have shat myself a little during a back workout.

LOL... I've done that multiple times with deep squats squirting out a wet fart. My wife gets so pissed when she does the laundry.

S

 

[seaking420]

Im a trainer and I've had some clients let one rip while they are training. Its funny to see thier reactions to it. Some just continue like nothing happened. I have this one guy that farts all the time while he's doing any exercise. I also remember this little old lady that let one rip during dips and says to me "ohhh pardon me" I tried as hard as I can not to burst out laughing

 

[Sub-Zero]

it happens. its the wet ones i worry about

 

[Faizakafez]

i have shat myself several times in the gym