If youve ever farted accidentally while working out chime in

[Lestat]

lol. happened to me once while doing squats, i still haven't lived that one down

 

[needtogetaas]

I did it on some leg presses once...I had my head phones on so I dont think I realized how loud it was till people were staring at me.,

 

[rfowler]

so in your opinion is it funnier to act like nothing happd, or look at everyone with pride about your fart and if they start talking give them the hogan ear, followed closely by a double bi pose.

 

[needtogetaas]

so in your opinion is it funnier to act like nothing happd, or look at everyone with pride about your fart and if they start talking give them the hogan ear, followed closely by a double bi pose.

I just say.shit happens!!

 

[BigGuyPHX]

Few days ago it sounded like I smashed a huge duck on the hacksquat! 1st set 1st rep and BOOM!!!!!! About 6 guys pointed and started laughing at me. There was no way to cover that mother fucker up!!!
Fuckin potein powder!!!

 

[GUESS]

lmao..... i dutch oven my girl all the time, she expects it now. kinda just lies under their and waits for me to finish hahahaha. yeah but have almost shit myself doing decline legpresses. always happens when i take down a shake pre workout... i fart my ass off at the gym and fuck wit my buddies, hell be doin reps n ill rip one and wait for him to smell it and ge pissed lol....im a son of a bitch

My ex and I used to compete at the "OVEN"! Man we used to go to her parents for dinner and her dad used compete with us! Fuck I miss her

 

[BigGuyPHX]

My ex and I used to compete at the "OVEN"! Man we used to go to her parents for dinner and her dad used compete with us! Fuck I miss her

Its ok bro... there are tons of sick little bitches out there that will do all kinds of strange shit!

Fuck I thoght I had a problem?

 

[rfowler]

My ex and I used to compete at the "OVEN"! Man we used to go to her parents for dinner and her dad used compete with us! Fuck I miss her

sounds like you let a good one get away any chick that goes toe to toe with a weightlifter in a fart competition has heart.

 

[GUESS]

sounds like you let a good one get away any chick that goes toe to toe with a weightlifter in a fart competition has heart.

Thanks "bigguyphx" and " rfowler"! Yeah she was fuckin' awesome! you don't meet a women like her everyday, she was the best, i will never forget her.

Maybe again someday I'll meet a girl who'll pick up my gear for me, offer to inject me, love what I show her in the gym and tell me that if I don't blow all over her face it's because I don't love her. *shacking my head in disbeleif*

 

[ukkared]

I was doing t-bar rows today and let one squeek out. I was kinda afraid I shit myself for a split second. Luckily there was only like one other person around that might have heard it ( a big fat guy) so I wasn't too concerned, after I realized I hadn't stained my drawers.