If You Were to Die Today, Would Anyone Miss you From These Boards?

[curling]

Think about it. We probably talk more to people on this board than we do in real life. But if you died in real life then at least people would know. So I think if you are going to die I think you should try your best to get to the keyboard and tell us your kicking the bucket so we can have a nice condolence thread for ya or something.

So if you feel a heat attack, stroke, seizure or you just got ran over by a bus in the parking lot run in your office and type something like. " I was just hittt bbyy a BIIIIGGG buuss and I thinnk I am dddddddddiiiiiiiiiieeeeeennnnnggggg, By dudesss and chiklets."

Anyway you get the idea. I mean you should at least type a dying thread so the rest of us won't waste or time wondering if your Dead of Alive ya know.

Oh yea if I died woud I be missed? And I will turn that question to you if you crocked would you be misses?

 

[WODIN]

I have a thermal scanning device wired to my skin that will send a signal to my PDA that when it is turned on will send out 1.5 million emails around the world telling people that a) My penis will soon be in orbit around the planet and b) that I have died and they are invited to my going away party, drinks and drugs provided please bring a covered dish.

 

[Puc]

if i die wodin's wife can let yall know about it.

btw go check out the wodin hate thread... it'll be on par with the road house slide show soon enough.

 

[the nature boy]

If I die today the world as you know it would end. All of you exist in my mind. When I go, you go. So you better hope I stay alive for a long time.

 

[saint808]

heheh i am pretty sure people i know in real life wouldn't miss me.

 

[curling]

I have died and they are invited to my going away party, drinks and drugs provided please bring a covered dish. [/B]

I thought you would be the covered dish. Rotting corpse casarole - mmm mmm good.

 

[Ffactor]

No, not really!! Tis a shame!! Oh well! I hate you all anyway!

 

[Lift Chief]

I think i'd be more worried about people in my actual life missing me- in fact i know i would be.

 

[AAP]

If I die today the world as you know it would end. All of you exist in my mind. When I go, you go. So you better hope I stay alive for a long time.

Ditto.

 

[curling]

I think i'd be more worried about people in my actual life missing me- in fact i know i would be.

No you wouldn't it. YOU WOULD BE DEAD!!! Only think you would be concered about if your going to be kicking back on a cloud trying to play the harp or in a very very hot place with the devil chancing you around with red hot pitch for.

 

[lil k]

nope...they wouldnt miss me...but i would bet they would miss my TITS!

 

[prophet]

nope...they wouldnt miss me...but i would bet they would miss my TITS!

why are you squeezing them so hard? you like it rough my dear?

 

[Lift Chief]

No you wouldn't it. YOU WOULD BE DEAD!!! Only think you would be concered about if your going to be kicking back on a cloud trying to play the harp or in a very very hot place with the devil chancing you around with red hot pitch for.

Well that's true too

 

[Nathan]

Why do you suppose they call them "rolled" oats?

 

[WODIN]

Cuz you ROLL a pin over them to flatten him out lord of the assmunchers.

Good idea curling. I'll be the roastrump at my wake.

 

[Nathan]

Cuz you ROLL a pin over them to flatten him out lord of the assmunchers.

Flatten who out? That has to be a Freudian slip if ever I've heard one. You basically just said "I, Wodin, want to have anal sex with all kinds of men, especially ones with large reserves of semen cause I like other men's semen to be on my skin and in my digestive tract." Thanks for sharing fag.

 

[lil k]

why are you squeezing them so hard? you like it rough my dear?

hehe...not squeezing them hard at all...i was playing with them..hehehehe

and yes...once and a while i like it rough...

 

[theoak01]

I doubt anyone would miss me

but thats life

 

[HumorMe]

Oak.....This fucking thread would be a helluva lot shorter if you were dead because your signature line wouldn't be on it.

 

[theoak01]

I should edit that out shouldnt I?

very soon I will

 

[HumorMe]

 

[PHATchik]

I'd like to think that maybe one or two might miss me. I've made some friends here.

 

[gettinlarger]

If You Were to Die Today, Would Anyone Miss you From These Boards?

I doubt it.

 

[JOKER47]

Just one.

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[Warik]

Would any of you miss me?

Just curious. I promise to tell you if I'd miss you too.

-Warik

 

[JohnyJuice]

I will sove this very quickly for any of you who would like to know.
Give me your adress and name. I will show up and kill you. If anyone notices, then i will post a thread dedicated to how you are missed. If not, then you are just plain dead and no one knows. Simple enough.
I would also like to be paid for this selfless service i am providing. Any takers?

 

[madbomber31]

if anyone on these boards missed ME then they are fucking losers.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Six or so might miss me for a minute. Six or so would rejoice. Perfect.

 

[curling]

if anyone on these boards missed ME then they are fucking losers.

I was going to say I would miss you but for some reason I changed my mind.

 

[theoak01]

Warik I would miss that fact that you have something to say and that your a good guy with morals,so yes I probably would