No you wouldn't it. YOU WOULD BE DEAD!!! Only think you would be concered about if your going to be kicking back on a cloud trying to play the harp or in a very very hot place with the devil chancing you around with red hot pitch for.
Flatten who out? That has to be a Freudian slip if ever I've heard one. You basically just said "I, Wodin, want to have anal sex with all kinds of men, especially ones with large reserves of semen cause I like other men's semen to be on my skin and in my digestive tract." Thanks for sharing fag.