I woke up with a female in my bed this morning.

[IwouldSlamU]

HAHAHAHA i was like..............oh ok

 

[Subzeero]

So its not the cat?

 

[hardrock]

AAP- have you ever had sex with or even messed around with a chick?

Inquiring minds and shit.

 

[Razorguns]

Anyone who goes to gay bars (cue up the cabin fever song!) can attest to the fact that some REALLY REALLY SMOKIN' HOT!! chicks go there (fag hags) all the time in packs with other hot females. You'd be surprised.

 

[starfish]

Yeah, last night got kinda wild. Man, I don't remember most of it... numbed my brain by midnight with those B cable movies and cashew Fiddle Faddle.

Woke up this morning and there was this female in bed with me. She was laying there with those soft brown eyes watching me sleep. Laying on her back with her legs spread. curled up close so I could feel her soft and warm black and brown hair against my chest. When I opened my eyes, she started licking my face. Then she started that low sexy rumbling sound in her throat that she makes when she wants to.....



















......... go outside and potty. I was like "damn Sarah, can't a fag sleep past 9oclock around here?"

Needless to say, I am up now and she is napping again. In a lounge chair by the pool.

ROFL! Take good care of Sarah

 

[biteme]

Anyone who goes to gay bars (cue up the cabin fever song!) can attest to the fact that some REALLY REALLY SMOKIN' HOT!! chicks go there (fag hags) all the time in packs with other hot females. You'd be surprised.

Are you trying to tell us something?

 

[AAP]

Are you trying to tell us something?

Yeah, that he is smart enough to go there and pick up the beautiful bitches other straight men dream about.






Oh, forgot to tell ya'll.... I ain't gay.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I told you a million times my name ain't Sarah!!!!!!!

 

[AAP]

I told you a million times my name ain't Sarah!!!!!!!

But I love ya all the same.

Just dont' let string_bean know.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

But I love ya all the same.

Just dont' let string_bean know.

Will do just as long as you don't try to get in the back door again.