I saw pussy at work today.

[Y_lifter]

Remind me not to ever eat at Popeyes Fried Chicken ever again..

 

[bluepeter]

Good call not hitting the pussy but I definitely would have slid it in the poopchute.

 

[jestros]

Damn dude, what store do you work at? First its the milfs, then the drunk young uns, I need a job there

 

[biteme]

So I was at work today getting shit done (Im the new guy by the way), when all of a sudden a co-worker(that wasnt working) walks in. She was acting strange and comes up to me and starts talking (Not a bad looking girl).

I noticed the alcohol on her breath and said "So, it looks like you're having fun tonight".

She says "Yeah I just got my clit pierced, wanna see?"

Me being the professional retail worker that I am say: "Not now, maybe later" (We were in plain view, not in the back or anything).

She then says "Allright" and walks off.

I continue doing my job and she comes back about five minutes later.

I asked her if her clit piecing hurt, she said "Hell yes" and promptly unzipped her pants (She wasnt wearing any underwear and was shaved as well) and revealed her pussy.

She pushes her pussy up a little bit and shows me her clit piercing. (Her pussy was pretty red, lol).

We then made small talk and then her friends came in and they all left.

Just thought i'd share.

I told you in when we met in Cali. that you were a stud. You have the look. I should be your agent.

 

[jerseyart]

you fucked up by not closing the deal that very instant. The only way you can come close to getting back there is by getting her drunk again. You get one chance mang...one chance.

All these opportunities being wasted on the young and clueless

 

[biteme]

And you got a job, that's against the rules. Funny shit man. Haven't even got your first paycheck check yet. LMAO!

 

[alien amp pharm]

oh, by the way, the people who work with alien amp pharm see a pussy everyday so this is nothing special, mang

I must purchase me a mirror...

 

[marshallmadman]

I'd hit it.

 

[Mr. Black]

Good call not hitting the pussy but I definitely would have slid it in the poopchute.

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[sawastea]

you fucked up by not closing the deal that very instant. The only way you can come close to getting back there is by getting her drunk again. You get one chance mang...one chance.

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