I really want to fuck a MILF........

[Bikini Mod]

....and just what would we talk about after the 10 seconds of sex that you furnished me with? You know, where you gizz all over yourself because you trip as your chicken legs get caught up in your ninja underoos as you frantically try and get them off before you're "done"?

.....Pokemon maybe? Sorry but I do not advocate violent cartoons.


(I do hope that I didn't ramble on TOO LONG. I realize that your attention span is quite limited as is your IQ. You know us strippers whores tend to be verbose at times seeing as how all we know is how to grind on dudes dicks while we do "extras" for ten dollars. So many thoughts of great importance go through our otherwise empty heads at these times.)

Gosh darn but you ARE funny. I can barely contain the laughter.

 

[jesus 2]

i've always wanted an older chic.

i have a hard enough time finding the ladies my age though.

 

[jesus 2]

 

[beefybull]

Is Bikinimom considered a MILF

double wrappin it like what

 

[Robert Jan]

NJserious = Tool

 

[FLASHMAN1]

thats messed up dude, theres enough chicks out there without
kids to have to pander to one with a stretched out monkey and
still lactating. get an older chick that hasnt had a watermelon come out of their box if you dont want a young tight babe

How old are you???? the fact that a woman has had a kid does NOT mean she's loose I can tell you spend a lot of time listening to locker room bullshit.... I've had many milfs in my day, and I had better sex with older women (27-40) than I EVER had with the younger girls (18-25). Clearly, you haven't a clue yet.....

 

[FLASHMAN1]

thats gross man, you better buy a wetsuit then, their boxes are
like fish bowls.

Wow, you have no clue........ maybe they feel loose because your wee-wee is to little.... food for thought...

 

[Rogue Warrior]

NJSerious, when i was in my 20's (now 37), the 40 somethings were the bomb. Sex is great when your dick is appreciated. Young chics that think they are the shit have sex and cop an attitude like they are doing YOU a favor!

I'm still into older women so its more like GILF for me. Now that botex has hit the market, I'll be banging the first ol' gummer who will give me the chance. As for now, I'll just jack-off to reruns of "The Golden Girls!"

 

[CASS]

Bikinimon i'd love to rock your world, ANYTIME!

 

[grafix-GNC]

fake tits are the shit.They should be issued at birth.

YAYAYAYAYYAYA!!! love the avatar, full metal jacket, my fav. movie, karma time