I raped Anal Assplorer in his gay ass!

[CockMongrel]

Yeah I'm a construction worker at his new house. Ive never been into guys but I saw this guy prancing around the pool in a pair of Teal Speedos. I waited till he went inside and knocked on his door. He opened it in a towel. "Can I help you" he asked. I threw him down on the ground and raped him. He acted like he didnt like it it- but then I said I loved his George Michael collection and he arched his back and screamed for more. Then I pulled out my Rambo knife and cut his throat. Just thought you guys might like to know why he isnt around anymore...

 

[Frackal]

123 niggas slangin d, why you gotta mess with me?

 

[big_bad_buff]

interesting

 

[BodhiDharma]

Best thread ever.

 

[BigBazooka]

Dude, do you think you're funny? Try to come up with something original and don't even try to imitate Mr. Goatslayer. You don't come even close.

Therefore, I'll lock this thread as it's complete waste of space and so are you.

LOCKED!

 

[Robert Jan]

i believe this thread is not locked, actually

 

[BodhiDharma]

i believe this thread is not locked, actually

 

[AAP]

Actually the teal speedos thing was kind of funny. But please... why not tell them the reason you cut my throat was because I BEGGED you to do it, as I would never live down the humiliation of being topped for the first time by such a Nancy Boy like yourself.



P.S. I arched my back because I didn't think you were in yet.

 

[Lao Tzu]

P.S. I arched my back because I didn't think you were in yet.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Then I pulled out my Rambo knife and cut his throat.

Hey, Nancy, why don't you try to cut my throat. I'll even buy you a plane ticket so you can fly out.