i met a porn star last night

[stilleto]

and this:

 

[Lestat]

lol @ eating at dennys

 

[HumorMe]

and this:

and this

 

[stilleto]

yahoo images gave me this:

 

[HumorMe]

and this too:

but some damn cat keeps taking this one down

 

[Raina]

Girls do that all the time. It's a common practice.

 

[chefbone]

Girls do that all the time. It's a common practice.

I'm waiting......

 

[slat1]

You missed out. You could have hit it!
I am going to have a sit down with you at the next Elite meetup to make sure this never happens again!

 

[stilleto]

and this too:

but some damn cat keeps taking this one down

lol
this, apparently, is jenny hendrix too:

 

[stilleto]

one time i was getting my car washed and the girl behind the counter dropped her pants, bent over, and asked me if i thought her chocolate starfish was nice.
i shrugged and said "looks ok", then paid for a super wash and a new pinetree air freshener and left.