I got poison ivy on my cawk

[pdaddyII]

I'd actually enjoy a teethy BJ at this point

 

[pdaddyII]

Seriously

 

[chewyxrage]

I got it across my forehead and now it's just starting to pop up everywhere. My wife would write for prednisone but that would make me a pussy.

lol....I'd rather have a script of pred than giving up sex cuz my wife wouldn't touch poison ivy dick. Jerk off and inflame the shit outta it. Trust me Get the script and get it over with ASAP.

 

[nefertiti]

I got bit by some bug on my ankle that has caused a demon itch that will not go away (not a mosquito, I don't get a reaction to mosquito bites) and it has persisted over a week now....itching is worse at night for some reason? It looks like a chigger bite, but they usually prefer humid climates, so I dunno.

Anyway, as far as anti itch goes, calamine lotion really actually helps. I've never had a bug bite itch so badly that it interrupted my sleep before, but once I started putting calamine lotion on it, the itching has been almost non existent. Not a placebo either, I've always associated calamine with poison ivy/oak and I tried it as a last resort to end my misery, but I didn't think it would actually help.

 

[1armedscissor]

Stop fucking plants! Problem solved.

 

[wootoom]

Stop fucking plants! Problem solved.

Stop fucking posting. Problem solved

 

[WoodyO]

I got bit by some bug on my ankle that has caused a demon itch that will not go away (not a mosquito, I don't get a reaction to mosquito bites) and it has persisted over a week now....itching is worse at night for some reason? It looks like a chigger bite, but they usually prefer humid climates, so I dunno.

Anyway, as far as anti itch goes, calamine lotion really actually helps. I've never had a bug bite itch so badly that it interrupted my sleep before, but once I started putting calamine lotion on it, the itching has been almost non existent. Not a placebo either, I've always associated calamine with poison ivy/oak and I tried it as a last resort to end my misery, but I didn't think it would actually help.

Were you bit in San Diego or in Nam?

 

[nefertiti]

Were you bit in San Diego or in Nam?

Definitely in the SD area whenever the Satan of itch bit me.

I think I was a kid the last time I had any sort of bump or itch from a bug bite, so I'm assuming it's some kinda west coast/desert climate bug my body just never built immunity to. Or a chigger.

 

[nydj66]

I'd actually enjoy a teethy BJ at this point

You could jerk off with a Brillo pad.

 

[dabuffguy]

You could jerk off with a Brillo pad.

This is a good idea.