I got owned (tits inside!!!)

[redshirt27se]

lol @ dating

 

[uamaverick]

Yeah, I'm a huge fag right? I should just go raep women for the lulz.

 

[redshirt27se]

Yeah, I'm a huge fag right? I should just go raep women for the lulz.

i was gonna say for the rush, but i guess there are plenty of lulz to be had as well.

 

[uamaverick]

It's not rape if you shout, "SURPRISE!!!"

 

[Mr. dB]

Those tits look like the tits of a breast feeding breeder. Just saying saggy ass mutha fuckers, I'd kick her ass and spray her ass down with gas if she sent me some shit like that.

I thought them tits were a lil floppy too SB

You jerks are so acclimated to fake breasts that you've forgotten what real ones are like.

 

[jiggagold]

they look decent, stomach looks flabby

 

[ceo]

LOL STFU. I went out Saturday night and got 2 new girls' numbers, so it turned out to be a win for me.

if getting girls numbers was winning there'd be a lot of non pussy getting losers out there "winning"

 

[calveless wonder]

You jerks are so acclimated to fake breasts that you've forgotten what real ones are like.

Fake breasts are a recent phenomenon in both their lives. They're still in the honeymoon period.

 

[ceo]

I did, I called her out on it. I sent a joking text like "What, I ask you out and now you won't talk to me? LOL." She was like, "I'm not ignoring you lol"

She would text me every day asking me how my day was going, so it's not like she just wanted to fuck. I wouldn't have sent out any feeler texts like that if she hadn't been initiating conversation the previous days. I don't really care, I have a date tonight as a matter of fact. If she thinks I was being clingy she has no idea...

Jesus christ. That's not even worthy of me finding a facepalm pic it's so fucking pathetic. Joking or not. So not fucking Alpha, bro.

 

[Strongbow]

I thought them tits were a lil floppy too SB

Yea bro pretty obvious we are the only two guys here with standards.