I Fisted My Date!!!!

[Royal-Oil]

Ok, Well I took this chick out on Friday night, one thing led to another, when we were back at my place, we fooled around and etc. Soon I was fisting this chick, after a few minutes she asked for more. Next thing I knew, I was double fisting her ass, I felt like a pro boxer going at her ass, to my amazement I was able to clap my hands while in her ass, what a lady! A definate keeper in my books! Anyways after that A just fucked her silly in every hole, I blew my load deep inside her brown tunnel of love.She called me a few minutes ago, and told me that she has been farting my cum all day, and that my jizz is giving her "ring sting" I told her just to eat alot of tacos ASAP, and a good case of the wet shits will remedy her problem, So do you all think that if she blew mud for a few hours it will help, or does she need to go to the doctor? I thing she should just turn her ass into a chocolate waterfall for a day, and if she had some sewage spewage from her ass it would help. Any advise is much appreaciated.

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL!
*high five* for the fisting

Go witht he tacoes, or feed her a few glasses or protein, shell be gassy all day LoL

 

[TheOne]

I'm amazed that you didnt take advantage of the situation and drop a couple steaming brownies on her tits. chicks like that are so into feces.

 

[rnch]

BOTH fists???

dude, gotta call BULLSHIT in ths one!

you've been reading the letters section of penthouse too much.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

yeah-----I would only believe that shit if you had pictures

Or maybe you have small hands? in that case, most likly everything else is small..........hum

 

[seeseerider]

BULLSHIT !!! 5 post?

 

[manny78]

Yup nice bullshit.......... better luck next time

 

[tripleV]

full of bullshit! moron!

 

[the People's Champ]

its always the dudes with the least amount of posts making shit up, huh? go home retard. don't waste webspace for your stupid ass post. moron

 

[Big Country 056]

one more calling bullshit!