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I Fisted My Date!!!!

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Ok, Well I took this chick out on Friday night, one thing led to another, when we were back at my place, we fooled around and etc. Soon I was fisting this chick, after a few minutes she asked for more. Next thing I knew, I was double fisting her ass, I felt like a pro boxer going at her ass, to my amazement I was able to clap my hands while in her ass, what a lady! A definate keeper in my books! Anyways after that A just fucked her silly in every hole, I blew my load deep inside her brown tunnel of love.She called me a few minutes ago, and told me that she has been farting my cum all day, and that my jizz is giving her "ring sting" I told her just to eat alot of tacos ASAP, and a good case of the wet shits will remedy her problem, So do you all think that if she blew mud for a few hours it will help, or does she need to go to the doctor? I thing she should just turn her ass into a chocolate waterfall for a day, and if she had some sewage spewage from her ass it would help. Any advise is much appreaciated.
 
LOL!
*high five* for the fisting

Go witht he tacoes, or feed her a few glasses or protein, shell be gassy all day LoL
 
I'm amazed that you didnt take advantage of the situation and drop a couple steaming brownies on her tits. chicks like that are so into feces.
 
BOTH fists???

dude, gotta call BULLSHIT in ths one!

you've been reading the letters section of penthouse too much.
 
yeah-----I would only believe that shit if you had pictures

Or maybe you have small hands? in that case, most likly everything else is small..........hum
 
I saw this once

Me, myself and Irene kind of thing isn't it? He's going to be wicked pissed when the other personality comes out and tells him he did it to himself.
 
Um, sounds like this one’s got a big Vagina and she has had many things shoved up her anus, you are just one of the many that has fisted this bitch.

;)
 
:rolleyes

what the hell is wrong with you? Even if there is a tiny litlle bit of truth in that fable, are you so insecure and fucked in the head that inflicting pain on women is a turn-on? Also by sharing this tale would get you respect or admiration?
Get help you freak!:
 
Did you smell your fingers afterwards?

I hope you cleaned your nails also, there would be shit particles everywhere in them.

You disgusting pig.
 
DON'T BE SO HARD ON THE GUY PEOPLE.

COME ON GUYS DON'T BE SO HARD ON HIM. JUST A QUESTION THOUGH FROM WIDELAT YOU THINK THAT A GIRL YOU CAN SHOVE ONE HAND UP HER SHIT HOLE AND ONE UP HER PISSER IS A KEEPER? WHAT KINDA GIRLS DO YOU DATE MAN. ARE YOU A REDNECK?? YOU ARE HUH THAT GIRL WAS YOUR SISTER-AUNT HUH?? I HEARD ABOUT YOU ASSBACKWARDS FOLKS BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS AN URBAN LEGEND.

WIDELAT- BBBBUUUULLLLLSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTT!!!!!! also
 
that shit was funny

but its not as far fetched as you think ,. about 6months ago i got this video email that showed this girl getting double fisted. well not exactly fisted cuz the guy had his palms flat and facing each other as he worked them both in and out at the same time.

no there was no clapping but if the guy was strong i bet he coulda did a tiny clap.

if anyone wants proof i will ask my buds if they still have it.
 
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