I earned my red wings last night

[SoreArms]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

 

[SoKlueles]

save the sheets
pour peroxide on them

 

[SoKlueles]

oops nevermind...dont peroxide the sheets
but congrats

 

[1_more_rep]

I woke up this morning, picked up the used condoms off the floor and noticed they were smeared with blood. I asked her if she was on her period and showed her the used condom. She then made a worried face and told me she didn't know, but she doesn't bleed much anyways (like that makes me feel better about it). I didn't have any traces of blood left on my face, maybe it rubbed off on the sheets and on her. My bed sheets are red so they don't look stained, I atleast haven't found any. My finger nails had some traces of dried blood. I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

damn sounds dirty. A lot of tequila must've went around...

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[SoreArms]

damn sounds dirty. A lot of tequila must've went around...

we drank a 1 liter bottle of ketel one between us, you dirty little ayerab motherfucker

 

[bran987]

oh fuck dude, hahahaha
oh shit man that's somethin'.
she's must've seen all your avatars with blood and thought you liked it?

 

[bran987]

I think hammy might have actually just puked

 

[exotic_island_girl]

EWWw EWWW eWWW

 

[BileStew]

I guess it's better to earn them this way than to knowingly dive into a puddle of muggy red.

Bro, that's not how you earn your Red Wings. Waking up with a red Graucho Marx moustache is how it's done. Not crime scene remnants on your Trojan. All you earned was a trip to the laundromat.

Been there, done that, would do it again.

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