yeah yeah yeah, women do it every month, i know.
she asked me last night if i wanted a tampon. i said "where in the fuck am i going to put it?!"
"well, you seem comfortable shoving other things in there, so why not a tampon?"
i have to admit, she got me good there.
then i told her i'm going to have to pack my drawers to go to school so if i start bleeding it doesn't get anywhere. she offered to go get me some maxi-pads. damn her. she got me again.