How often do you get spontaneous erections/morning wood?

[needtogetaas]

were the fuck is the evry five mins optoin.

 

[StickFigure]

Hallelujah!

wanna test out my theory???

 

[SlimJim52]

Shit, where is the more than once a day answer?

Late night gotta go wood
early morning wood
on the pc wood
think about gf wood
sexy bitch walked by wood

And I be over 50. Now I just have to convince wife to take care of all that wood. LOL

 

[immortalis]

Shit, where is the more than once a day answer?

Late night gotta go wood
early morning wood
on the pc wood
think about gf wood
sexy bitch walked by wood

And I be over 50. Now I just have to convince wife to take care of all that wood. LOL

Im with Slim on this one. Id say im around 3 times per day on average. No option for that so no vote from me

 

[Sassy69]

Spontaneous erections & morning wood....

... that would be like xmas every day, all day.

 

[Wulfgar]

I never get morning wood unless I wake up and fuck my pillow

 

[immortalis]

I never get morning wood unless I wake up and fuck my pillow

Shit im sprung every mornin. Makes takin a piss kinda difficult at times lol. Gotta wait a good 2-3 mins after I wake up before my shits like "oh... theres no pussy here...zzzzz" lol

 

[Wulfgar]

I had a wet dream a few nights ago
woke up and thought I pissed the bed then i reached down and touched it, smelled my fingers and was like "hot damn! I had me a nocturnal emission"
dont even remember it
sheets were promptly washed

 

[immortalis]

I had a wet dream a few nights ago
woke up and thought I pissed the bed then i reached down and touched it, smelled my fingers and was like "hot damn! I had me a nocturnal emission"
dont even remember it
sheets were promptly washed

haha, thats fuckin hilarious. I have only had 1 of those in my life, and it was my freshman year in college. The dream I was havin was awesome at the time... lol

 

[KD1]

On cycle - dick hard nearly all night every night.
PCT - maybe a softie once a week.
After recovery - 2-3x weekly. Although its not always "morning" wood - more like 3-5AM wood.