hey bros, i remeber when i was in middle school morning wood was something i could count on every morning. i would wake up and there my dick was, sticking straight up pointing at the heavens. i would have to beat him down real quick and try and get my pants on or i would be late for the school bus. i also used to hate when a hot chick would sit next to me on the bus and mr happy would pop right up and when it got time to get off the bus i would have to carry my backpack infront of me so no one would see by big old wood.