The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???