How much $ do you keep ?

[WoodyO]

LOL, I know I was like WTF xD

I can't see that shit on my phone. What does it say?

 

[binö]

$100 in singles so when i hit the club i can make a gentile rain

 

[bigpokey]

$100 in singles so when i hit the club i can make a gentile rain

I take rolls of nickles and make it hail in that muthafuka

 

[wootoom]

i use dollar bills for snorting hydros

 

[-SD-]

i use dollar bills for snorting hydros

I use c-notes for snorting fina pellets

 

[wootoom]

i use credits for watered down drinks

 

[WoodyO]

I take rolls of nickles and make it hail in that muthafuka

I stuff dirty wet naps into their G-strings after I've used them to clean the hot wing sauce off my fingers. Happy hour at the strip club = 12 hot wings for a buck.

 

[The Alpha...]

I stuff dirty wet naps into their G-strings after I've used them to clean the hot wing sauce off my fingers. Happy hour at the strip club = 12 hot wings for a buck.

The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???

 

[WoodyO]

The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???

Did they get a lap dance or two?

 

[Spartacus]

fifties are cool
but I'm broke
kind of fun