how many of you have actually been to a swingers club?

[AAP]

I don't mean this pool party shit like I have. But a true swinger's club.

 

[biteme]

I don't mean this pool party shit like I have. But a true swinger's club.

Remember Pizza man? The swinger that used to post here. He posted up one of his swinger parties once. Good God, those were some homely people.

 

[Devastation]

what you wanna know bitch

 

[AAP]

Years ago, I went to a private club in D.C. that was for straight people. A female friend of mine wanted to go and she needed a "husband". So we borrowed her divorced friends wedding bands and spent about two hours learning our "story" inside out (we were married but she kept her last name our of respect to her family). Needless to say, the story was useless as we showed up, paid $35 each and went in.

Despite it being a straight club, I had more men there interested in me than she did. She was furious.

 

[Devastation]

swingers clubs are generally very anti male homosexual. they are very open to female bisexuality tho, as they should be

 

[bran987]

I have a friend who is a swinger and she took me a few times.

I went and watched a few times but never got involved. It's weird to sit next to two couple going down on each other's significant others and just hanging out on the couch watching, then they switch up and it's pretty exciting at first but then kind of like..... jeeeeeeeezus wtf is going on. Like hundreds of people in the club but if you get into the "upstairs" section that's where it was all off the hook.

One guy did ask me to do his wife, but that was a little too much for me. Ya can't go down that slippery slope.

 

[AAP]

swingers clubs are generally very anti male homosexual. they are very open to female bisexuality tho, as they should be

I thought so too. But that was not the case. A lot of people were very sexual, no matter what the gender was.

What struck me was everyone was so polite. We went there just so she could get fucked. But everyone would come over and talk to me for a while and then say "would you please allow me to have the pleasure of sharing your wife?" Women kept asking me if there was anything I would like or they could do for me and I just told them that I was here for her (my friends') enjoyment. They had a couple of ladies come over and start kissing on me and then one of their husbands started kissing me and feeling me up, before you knew it I had a circle of people taking turns sucking on my cock and most of them were men. The mind popper was when this girl came over and asked me if I could do them a huge favor and let her watch me fuck her husband. I apologized and said no (he was ugly) but if that dude had been cute, I would have bent him over on the spot.

 

[biteme]

I have a friend who is a swinger and she took me a few times.

I went and watched a few times but never got involved. It's weird to sit next to two couple going down on each other's significant others and just hanging out on the couch watching, then they switch up and it's pretty exciting at first but then kind of like..... jeeeeeeeezus wtf is going on. Like hundreds of people in the club but if you get into the "upstairs" section that's where it was all off the hook.

One guy did ask me to do his wife, but that was a little too much for me. Ya can't go down that slippery slope.

Did you go to the one here in Dallas? Sans Suchi I think it's called.

 

[AAP]

Also another thing I was surprised at was the lack of orgasms. I mean a whole lot of fucking was going on, but people were not orgasming that often. Just stopping before they got too excited.

apparently there are people that like to go to these places and fuck others and then go home with their spouses and fuck them and have their only orgasm that night with their spouse. Sort of like "I fucked them but I only love you."

 

[AAP]

oh yeah... no alcohol or smoking allowed either.