how many of you have actually been to a swingers club?

[AAP]

I'm trying a 18-35 swingers party on may 12th. There's alcohol but no sex on premises. I'll post about my experience the day after.

no sex?

man ain't nothing swinging there.

 

[AAP]

The food was AMAZING - and the atmosphere was interesting. One minute it is normal restaurant/night club then all of the sudden everyone gets naked. Then the private rooms in the back protected by the biggest meanest Russian mercenary motherfucker you have EVER seen.

The rules were simple. All women MUST wear skirts. And you must leave with the same person you came with. And no purses or billfolds - all that checked and a tab run.

All sorts of fantasy rooms and people could either verbally request or simply brush your hand or something of the sort. If you liked it then you allowed the touch, if not they HAD to stop and leave you alone immediately or you would be promptly tossed.

The club was VERY protective of the women.

Was a very bizaare experience. I have a desire to go back though and teach those fuckers how to fuck one day. I have NEVER seen so many people who didnt have a clue how to fuck. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh well. I watched but quite honestly nobody struck my fancy not even remotely..... not even the women.

hell yeah. women are greatly protected. and men are such bumblefucks in there.

 

[gtrcivic]

Years ago, I went to a private club in D.C. that was for straight people. A female friend of mine wanted to go and she needed a "husband". So we borrowed her divorced friends wedding bands and spent about two hours learning our "story" inside out (we were married but she kept her last name our of respect to her family). Needless to say, the story was useless as we showed up, paid $35 each and went in.

Despite it being a straight club, I had more men there interested in me than she did. She was furious.

heard about dc having swingers night at different clubs, depending on the week...but you have to pay $40 /person....only a few hot chicks that all the guys want to bang, and mostly people in their 40s and out of shape.....much better to get the girl to proposition another girl to come back home for a 3some...

 

[stilleto]

I've been.

twas interesting.

 

[Bikini Mod]

hell yeah. women are greatly protected. and men are such bumblefucks in there.

My gf who took me with her man (they were swingers) explained to me that I didnt have to do ANYTHING and I was in total control.

For example lets just say I wanted some imby eat my pussy. All I would have to do is lie back and wait for some idiot to come along. If he wasn't doing it right all I would have to do is give the old headtap and the bastard HAD to get up and move immediately or else they would toss his sorry ass the fuck out.

 

[manny78]

no sex?

man ain't nothing swinging there.

Sex on premises = no alcohol here. But people meet, flirt and all then they go fuck elsewhere. I've been told these parties are the finest because they handpick the guests.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I have a desire to go back though and teach those fuckers how to fuck one day. I have NEVER seen so many people who didnt have a clue how to fuck.

thats because this time, you were actually facing them




heehee

 

[Razorguns]

swinger's parties are great if u wanna meet UGLY old people.

i've seen enough on real sex. no thanks. I'd rather go to spring break.

 

[pintoca]

Germans are Kinky!

 

[HiDnGoD]

When I was in college, I went to a party at a swinger's club in Phoenix. I can't remember what it was called. I do remember that it was really dark and looked exactly like a strip club - stage, pole, bar. They had theme rooms downstairs with windows so you could look in from the hallway, and there was a hot tub on the top floor.

It ws a birthday party for one of my friends, and it sucked. There were maybe 3 men there with their dicks in their hands and the rest were women from the birthday party. They guys were old and ugly. and hairy .

Sorry about that. That was my pre-EF days. I shave now.