I knew it was only a matter of time before someone made a wisecrack regarding penis size. I assure you that my penis girth is above average. Regardless, I am not arrogant enough to admit that the diameter of penis is equivalent to my fist.
BTW take note regarding the correct spelling of the following words: e•pis•i•ot•o•my & ac·com·mo·date
Nice try, Ha-ha