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Hey Frisco & Pamela...

TheDarkSideNinja

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I'm jumping in my nice warm bed wanna gimme some luv? haha On 2nd thought I have class in a lil and im sore so can i have a massage instead??? Woohoo get the oils out ladies... :p ~JT~
 
If pamela sleeps with anyone from this board, (which she wont) it will be me, or maybe my homie vinyl
 
Well good morning guys...


TheDarkSideNinja are you sure you know what you are asking?
Me and Frisco????? :Pauly:

Frackal :bigkiss: How are you?





:Pauly: :Pauly:
 
Yup....

Yea Pamela!!! lol I'm sure U, Frisco and i would have a crazzzzy time. The other guys prolly can't handle yall. Step aside fellow E.F. Bros it's time to learn a lesson on how to handle to chickies like Pammy and Frisky haha ~JT~ :alien: :p :alien:
 
WELL FRISCO IS ALREADY SLEEPING WITH ME SO IF YOU WANT TO GET HER IN THE SACK YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THE PIMP A THE YEAR
 
WIDELAT said:
WELL FRISCO IS ALREADY SLEEPING WITH ME SO IF YOU WANT TO GET HER IN THE SACK YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THE PIMP A THE YEAR
:FRlol: WOW.. taking charge huh hunny??!

DS-me and pamela i'm sure would teach you acoupla things.. but you would have to give us a rub down first.

So how exactly WOULD you handle us?? I'm soooo interested to hear this.

Hey Stromba! Having fun this weekend??:D :D
 
WIDELAT said:
YOU'D SO LOVE TO HEAR WHAT?/? WOMAN WEARS MY MONEY BETTER HAVE MY MONEY :(

huh??:confused: I was saying to Darkside, i would like to hear how he would handle me and pamela... he said he was going to show everyone how he handles us.

Money?? who was talking about money love? I don't get it.. explain to your princess what you mean?:)
 
WELL SINCE IM THE PIMP WHERE IS MY MONEY??? MY PRINCESS DON'T TALK DIRTY TO OTHER GUYS FOR FREE, SO WHERE IS MY MONEY :)
 
WIDELAT said:
WELL SINCE IM THE PIMP WHERE IS MY MONEY??? MY PRINCESS DON'T TALK DIRTY TO OTHER GUYS FOR FREE, SO WHERE IS MY MONEY :)


hey now! That was only supposed to be a game mr! Your not supposed to think your my "real Pimp" GEEZ... can't even role play in bed without it getting outta hand!:rolleyes:
 
WIDELAT said:
OH OK NO MORE PLAYING WITH FRISCO MY BAD ACTUALLY PEOPLE HAVE'NT EVEN MET HER.

its ok, you dont have to down play our sorted love fests... I just didn't want them to know we play "the pimp and the stripper" at night in our bed, that's all :)
 
Frisco, peep this. If you wanna play pimp and stripper thats fine go play with widelat. But if you wanna play Stallion and Catherine the Great, now I'm your "stud". Saddle up honey. :velvett:
 
OK HERE WE GO...

Hey WideLat where's my $$$ i'm your pimp biatch hahaha JK bro. I don't need to pay anything for anyone i'm a fighter remember. Although me and u should start a biz something like Pimpz-R-Us we can prolly make a few mil off tha hooooez haha. Now Frisco baby lemme tell u why i can teach these peeps what u and Pamela need from the mysterious nin"Ja". Well we would start off in my huge house w/the scented candles, soft music,and all that flowing through the air. You and Pammy would come over and the nite would start. One at a time i'd have to show you how the hands work with the most exciting massage of your lives. Then as it started to get hot an heated we go for a lil swim in my inground heated pool naked. As yall start making out i see it and wham instant hard-on. So we start a 3sum in the pool just foreplay to start.Then we get out of the pool and pam sees a huge dildo from the hoe i fucked the night before and it gets hereven more horned up and she decides she wants to stick it in Frisco's smallest hole. Soooo while i tappin frisco from the front pam is hittin it doggie from the back. Frisco cant contain herself and wham splats all over my 8 pack and Pam then licks it up and goes down on my cock while Frisco feels the urge to finger Pammy at the same time. Then we move into the kitchen and i get a lil hungary cause i havent eaten since before the girls came over so i throw Frisco on the table and m tongue goes wild all up and down her holes and wham she explodes. At the same time Pam isn't feelin the love soooo i stick my dick in her and start whammin that pootang and man im bout to blow it sooo being the nice chick Frisco is she takes it all down her throat lol and lubes it up cause nw we goin to game room for a lil action. Well the girls are getting worn out by now and say they need a lil rest cause we've been doin shit for like 3 hrs soooo they take a nap for a 1/2 hr and when they wake up im dessed like a policeofficer. Time for a lil role play. I put my flashlight in the girls eyes to wake them up and say my name is officer so and so and they play along. Eventually i have to put Frisco and Pammy in cuffs because they were being naughty earlier in the night. So i cuff them to the bed and make them all wet and horned up by giving them a strip show and masturbation until im ready to fuck but then my damn dog X comes in and jumps right onto the bed and starts lickin Pam. So im like wtf their my girls get your own. So he starts barkin and im like aight pick which one u want and he dives right into Pam's u know what. Then i grab my huge cock and start nailing Frsco with her legs up in the air and grab a dildo and fuck her in the ass at the same time. She was so loud i needed to put tape around her mouth haha. Damn it's gettin late gotta run to a party right now sorry peeps!!! haha TO BE CONTINUED...
 
:shocked: :smash:


Hey Ninja there's something wrong with your story..

For one thing I don't do dogs. and another.. I like all
my toys clean... :D

Frisco Baby What do you think? :friends:

Are we going to play with Ninja?
 
:karate: give it up, you know you can't hang bro. Shit, who wants a fucking ninja throwing smoke bombs and doing back flips around the bedroom. I mean toys are one thing, but those pointy little throwing stars can be painful. I fucked a couple ninja bitches (maybe your related) and the damn hoe almost took my eye out with a godddamn grappling hook. Plus you've gotta fit them in between your homework and classes and it could be a real drag if you get a detention.

Now I'll start will pam cause she probably feels left out cause you tried to get your german shepard to doggy her. Frisco don't get excited cause patience is a virtue, and I don't know where puddles is but you can chill with her for a while. :busy: I don't know how ninja forgot about puddles cause she's a crazy little hottie too. I've got cowboy hats for all of you so you can take turns riding the bronco. Now I'm not dissin the ninja with all his backflips and numchucks and all that, but come on now. Stop playing and check out these 23 rock hard centimeters of complicated funk. And you know, I'll try anything cause theres no shame in my game. :Pauly:
 
Sorry..

Don't get me wrong Jubei there are a lotta hott chicks i'd prolly stick on this board Frisco and Pamela aren't the only ones. Pam for you don't worry bout the dog thing just the fact im open to anything and everything which is up to the girl to decide. I went as low as girls fuckin dogs to as high as girls taking it in the ass its all just another experience to me. Now Jubei as far as back flips and smoke or nunchucks are concerned aw can't do a back flip and i am pretty decent with the chucks but you know what lse is even more impressive....my ability to win a real fight. Not taking anything away from UFC or Pride or anything but it's not a real fight its a sport fight. Come train with my masters and you will think twice before running your mouth. You see we don't train on matss and we don't wear gloves and we don't do all that other bullshit. We use our heads and learn skillful techniques and rspect each other enough to know ones limits then when we step in the ring we are unstoppable!!! I'm already 9-0-0 in full contact and making a name so i don't need to hear any shit. Might i also add im natural up to this point and ive had to ride on pure heart and dedication to get to the point im at. If you'd like to see me "smoke you", "choke you" or even feel the wrath of my chucks im sure i can do that but as far as back flips u win there. Now Pam and Frisco im not sure if you can handle me. I mean comeon im reved up 24/7 and the stamina is through the roof. Besides that i have techniques and strategies that would blow your minds away!!! We will just leave it at that haha Anything yall like i can do and most of the time will prollylike it with an exception to fags. Sorry but i am very homo-phobic don't know why but thats the way i was built. Love my women and my ways thats just about all i can say. ~JT~ :)
 
God, how old are you son? Why do you think I care about your little ninja training. Damn I didn't think you were serious about the whole ninja master thing. First of all I am a 2nd degree black belt in Go Ju Kai Karate and have trained for 8 years. My sensie who teaches traditional karate is 8th Dan and his father is the highest ranking Go Ju Kai in the world (9th dan) I have friends that are native and for fun I go on the reserve with my 7mm STW Magnum high power sniper rifle and pick of deer. I go to the shooting range and play with my para-ordanance .45 at least 3 days a week. I'm glad that you're unstoppable though cause my black talon teflon coated hollow point ammunition says you're not.

See son, there are ppl that would eat you for lunch and stick your little ninja grappling hooks up your ass. I don't want you to stroke me, choke me, or poke me either. Keep your ninja hands to yourself and if I so much as see your dog I'm gonna double tap his doggy ass, then who's gonna hump your leg between classes.

See, the point I'm trying to make is that you are thinking your are some crazy lethal weapon, but you are just a sad little boy. There are ppl way way worse than me, and if you go running your mouth in REAL life to them you're gonna get your ninja face smashed. And I wasn't dissin you, I was just having fun.
 
woaaaaah....

Jubei i didn't think u had that side in ya bro. Calm down im having some fun just like you are. I know how life is in the streets you don't need to remind me. Keep in mind wheher or not u have 1 or 10 black belts..."A black belt is not something you wear it's what you become"!!! When i was white belt many yrs ago i destroyed certain black belts which leads me to believe they didn't belong wearing one let alone thinking they have the mindset of onee. Just to add a lil side note i am not in just one style. Bruce Lee always said to take numerous styles and take what works for you and start the formation of a life-long experience. You see i always wanted to learn the art of Ninjitsu because it's the sneakiest style i've ever seen. I have taken some here and there but focus mainly on kickboxing and grappling for my sport and still train self defense with Gojo Ryu. Also i love to hunt. I must say since i don't always get a deer i must not be A.) a real good shot yet or B.) just have really shitty luck but someday those techniques will come to me with more practice. I grew up all my life getting my ass kicked and kicking ass and i know what u mean. I know im not unstoppable but you gotta remember we're having fun. We are in this post to have fun not to take things as serious as your tryin to make it out to be. Not to be a dick but do u see how angry you got from me posting that last post. As a high ranking black belt u should be able to control yourself a bit more...agree or disagree??? I guess it depends on how you were trained. I love to trash talk in and out of the ring it's just me. I know i pay for it and none of the senseis and masters i ever trained with liked it and maybe thats why i was always the one getting my ass kicked by them. I really can care less about belt rankings. I will be honest that i got into martial arts to fight. Then something happened and now i have a new reason which keeps the desire burning inside. To be a true black belt I.M.O you need to have a disciplined mindset. Yea i know i don't have one either!!! Anyways don't have time to finish this post gotta help my main man move but maybe someday we will get the opportunity to train together who knows it's a small world!!! Just wanna finish by saying no disrespect like you said it's all in good fun! Peace ~JT~
 
True about the belt thing, it doesn't mean shit. I used to kick alot of ass when I was in white and yellow belt too. Some of the guys with black belts are pathetic. I'm not a high ranking black belt actually low ranking (2nd Dan) The point I was trying to make is be careful. Life doesn't go well for cocky ppl sometimes. Trust me, I'm one of them. I've gotten pretty beat up a couple times, altough never one on one. It doesn't matter how many martial arts you know when there are 5 guys with knives or bats. Trust me, when you have a gun pulled on you all your training doesn't account for shit. I wasn't actually mad when I wrote the post, just making a point. I think you're a pretty cool guy, no hard feelings. Maybe I've just seen too much shit so far in my life.
 
True...

I know what ya mean bro i have also been through some shit in my life and soon ill be 22 so i can only imagine what lies ahead!!! I think your a cool dude also and you sound like you know what your talking about. It's funny how joke posts like this can get blown up some times i never really understood it but it's all good like you said no hard feelings. After all we're all on this board to have a good time and learn about A.S. and things and mess around. Anyways gotta jet out to my girls house im always in a hurry "life in the fast lane" but take it easy bro! Every1 have a great weekend... ~JT~
 
Damnit Pam, I thought we had something special. Do you go around PMing everyone now??
 
You PM slut:mad:
 
That's funny...

MrsPuddlesFl also PM'ed me and asked me when we are gonna do the wild thing. Wow from this day forward i prononce Mrs.P......"EF's" PM SLUT hahahhaa JK Only love for that girl shes cool as hell.
 
Re: That's funny...

TheDarkSideNinja said:
MrsPuddlesFl also PM'ed me and asked me when we are gonna do the wild thing. Wow from this day forward i prononce Mrs.P......"EF's" PM SLUT hahahhaa JK Only love for that girl shes cool as hell.



Yes Ninja she is very cool and very nice....:D
She's one of the best girls on Elite.. :bigkiss:
to you Puddles.. :D



Pamela
 
All the EF ladies are wonderful and I'm happy to call any of them "friend".......even HansNZ. LOL

LMFAO:D
 
hahahahahhahahaha........

That just made me spit my drink out thankx a million bro for that 1. This board never fails to make me laugh we should make drinking anything illegal while viewing this part of the board its not the first time i almost ruined my keyboard haha. Anyways yes the girls here on Elite are aweeeeeeeeesome!!! Lottsa props and love from ~JT~
 
Pamela said:
:shocked: :smash:


Hey Ninja there's something wrong with your story..

For one thing I don't do dogs. and another.. I like all
my toys clean... :D

Frisco Baby What do you think? :friends:

Are we going to play with Ninja?

dont know Pammy... he sounds a lil hostile to me?? LOL!
 
jubei said:
:karate: give it up, you know you can't hang bro. Shit, who wants a fucking ninja throwing smoke bombs and doing back flips around the bedroom. I mean toys are one thing, but those pointy little throwing stars can be painful. I fucked a couple ninja bitches (maybe your related) and the damn hoe almost took my eye out with a godddamn grappling hook. Plus you've gotta fit them in between your homework and classes and it could be a real drag if you get a detention.

Now I'll start will pam cause she probably feels left out cause you tried to get your german shepard to doggy her. Frisco don't get excited cause patience is a virtue, and I don't know where puddles is but you can chill with her for a while. :busy: I don't know how ninja forgot about puddles cause she's a crazy little hottie too. I've got cowboy hats for all of you so you can take turns riding the bronco. Now I'm not dissin the ninja with all his backflips and numchucks and all that, but come on now. Stop playing and check out these 23 rock hard centimeters of complicated funk. And you know, I'll try anything cause theres no shame in my game. :Pauly:


LOL!!!!!! that was hilarious!
 
So where were we folks? Were we supposed to be having a cardio session here or what? I think it went off wrong??


Stromba.Puddles- How you guys making out today?? Tell me what you guys did on the weekend... Any gossip?? =)
 
Hey Friscobaby... lol

Wanna hear what i did this weekend??? Well i'll tell u anyways!!! Friday went to a party at my best friend's house since he will be going to the military soon. There were tons of hoes from the same area codes attending so u know it was a wonderful nite. :) Then saturday helped move furniture and things the whole day until it was time for my date atnite. Yup yup u guessed it the candles lit (again the same scent lol) and music on soft but this time for the girl i wrote her a poem that u can only see under a black light so she was like thats soooo sweet so i was in the door if ya now what i mean. Well i ended up stayin up with her till 4 on the AM and had to go snowboarding at 11 on the AM. Soooooo i went snowboarding for like 8 hrs on sunday and lemme tell u i am in need of not 1, not 2, but at least 3 back rubs. Never been this sore in my life. My ass is black and blue on top of that from falling a few times but i finally got the hang of it again. Haven't snowboarded in like a yr and 1/2. First i staretd on the beginner and was like this is boring so went to intermidiate and spent most my time there not to mention one time flying like superman about 10 feet in the air and landing on my chest maaaaaan did that feel good. haha Well hope yall enjoyed m weekend i know i did lol ~JT~
 
Re: Hey Friscobaby... lol

TheDarkSideNinja said:
Wanna hear what i did this weekend??? Well i'll tell u anyways!!! Friday went to a party at my best friend's house since he will be going to the military soon. There were tons of hoes from the same area codes attending so u know it was a wonderful nite. :) Then saturday helped move furniture and things the whole day until it was time for my date atnite. Yup yup u guessed it the candles lit (again the same scent lol) and music on soft but this time for the girl i wrote her a poem that u can only see under a black light so she was like thats soooo sweet so i was in the door if ya now what i mean. Well i ended up stayin up with her till 4 on the AM and had to go snowboarding at 11 on the AM. Soooooo i went snowboarding for like 8 hrs on sunday and lemme tell u i am in need of not 1, not 2, but at least 3 back rubs. Never been this sore in my life. My ass is black and blue on top of that from falling a few times but i finally got the hang of it again. Haven't snowboarded in like a yr and 1/2. First i staretd on the beginner and was like this is boring so went to intermidiate and spent most my time there not to mention one time flying like superman about 10 feet in the air and landing on my chest maaaaaan did that feel good. haha Well hope yall enjoyed m weekend i know i did lol ~JT~


Sounds like fun!:)
 
I wanna try snowboarding! I've been skiing a few times...I suck at it, but I have a blast. Maybe next winter someone will teach me to snowboard.

Frisco...Not too exciting but fun. We had friends in from Chicago since Thursday. A guy Stromba and I know from wayyyy back when we were teenagers, and his wife. They have an annual Octoberfest party that Stromba's gone to for 8 yrs in a row but this past year was the first time I went and got to know the wife. She's interesting, a couple of years older than me and in to Wicca (yup, she's a witch). She's also very warm hearted and we've become good friends. It was the guys birthday on Saturday. Thursday night we hit the Ale House. They drank, we all ate, I drove. Friday was spring training at the Yankees stadium and it was an excellent day for it...low 80's, light breezes, we all ate ball park food and this time Stromba drove so I drank with our friends. Later that night we went to a place that's owned by a former baseball guy, it had a live band, a tiki bar, and another couple joined us. I don't remember who drove that night. LOL Saturday was another Yankees game, but our tickets got fucked up and we wound up scalping tickets from the only guy selling them @ $30 each. I drove, they drank. We stopped off and did some shopping at a funky store that has different vendors all in one shop...it's in an old house so there are lots of rooms to get lost in. Later that night my indoor kitty escaped and we spent an hour worrying about him until he came back, he's 17 and never goes outside, we worried that the alligators would eat him since he darted off into the preserve and it was dark and we couldn't find him. Then it was off to Ybor City to celebrate our friend's birthday and for me to get my tongue pierced. The couple that was staying with us wanted to see this done...he said he was dissapointed it was so easy. I said next time I'll scream for him. She had asked if the piercing was for looks or was there any other meanint to it...I explained that it should be pleasurable for Stromba when I give him head. They both were a little taken back as they're fairly conservative, but they laughed and were intrigued by it all I guess. He took a before picture with me, both of our tongues sticking out together, then when the piercing was done he took the after...no one had the guts to take the pic with the needle in...Stromba did a needle in pic when my hood was done though. I got to bed around 5am and when I woke up my tongue was soooo swollen it filled my mouth...no room for cock! Grrrrrrrrr! Sunday I picked up my daughter who stayed at a friends for the weekend and we met up with the guys at the flea market (the wife had an earlier flight), then headed back to the tikibar so I could get a frozen drink to calm the swelling...everyone else got to eat real food. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Later that night Stromba and I had a little time to ourselves to fuck for a change. Today was back to a more normal routine and we hit the gym, went shopping for new sneakers for Stromba, the book store, and now my bubble bath is waiting for me and hopefully Stromba will be waiting for me when I get out. hehehe We have some catching up to do here!
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:
I wanna try snowboarding! I've been skiing a few times...I suck at it, but I have a blast. Maybe next winter someone will teach me to snowboard.

Frisco...Not too exciting but fun. We had friends in from Chicago since Thursday. A guy Stromba and I know from wayyyy back when we were teenagers, and his wife. They have an annual Octoberfest party that Stromba's gone to for 8 yrs in a row but this past year was the first time I went and got to know the wife. She's interesting, a couple of years older than me and in to Wicca (yup, she's a witch). She's also very warm hearted and we've become good friends. It was the guys birthday on Saturday. Thursday night we hit the Ale House. They drank, we all ate, I drove. Friday was spring training at the Yankees stadium and it was an excellent day for it...low 80's, light breezes, we all ate ball park food and this time Stromba drove so I drank with our friends. Later that night we went to a place that's owned by a former baseball guy, it had a live band, a tiki bar, and another couple joined us. I don't remember who drove that night. LOL Saturday was another Yankees game, but our tickets got fucked up and we wound up scalping tickets from the only guy selling them @ $30 each. I drove, they drank. We stopped off and did some shopping at a funky store that has different vendors all in one shop...it's in an old house so there are lots of rooms to get lost in. Later that night my indoor kitty escaped and we spent an hour worrying about him until he came back, he's 17 and never goes outside, we worried that the alligators would eat him since he darted off into the preserve and it was dark and we couldn't find him. Then it was off to Ybor City to celebrate our friend's birthday and for me to get my tongue pierced. The couple that was staying with us wanted to see this done...he said he was dissapointed it was so easy. I said next time I'll scream for him. She had asked if the piercing was for looks or was there any other meanint to it...I explained that it should be pleasurable for Stromba when I give him head. They both were a little taken back as they're fairly conservative, but they laughed and were intrigued by it all I guess. He took a before picture with me, both of our tongues sticking out together, then when the piercing was done he took the after...no one had the guts to take the pic with the needle in...Stromba did a needle in pic when my hood was done though. I got to bed around 5am and when I woke up my tongue was soooo swollen it filled my mouth...no room for cock! Grrrrrrrrr! Sunday I picked up my daughter who stayed at a friends for the weekend and we met up with the guys at the flea market (the wife had an earlier flight), then headed back to the tikibar so I could get a frozen drink to calm the swelling...everyone else got to eat real food. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Later that night Stromba and I had a little time to ourselves to fuck for a change. Today was back to a more normal routine and we hit the gym, went shopping for new sneakers for Stromba, the book store, and now my bubble bath is waiting for me and hopefully Stromba will be waiting for me when I get out. hehehe We have some catching up to do here!


Well you sure did alot that's for sure!

I like the way you guys take turns driving...! It's so responsible :)
 
Well.....

Stromba's a very lucky guy!!! Every time i take a girl out the b**** always makes me drive so i can't drink that much but i guess that's what the crazy parties are for when i don't go on dates lol But sill i wish every girl would give the guy they're out with a chance to get bombed then theyre around plsu that would let them know how we act when we're bombed. It's prolly a good thing for me cause all my friends and other peeps say im more funny then i already am when im bombed a f*** haha ~JT~
 
We were gonna take a cab one night so we could all drink, but that was the night I got pierced and hubby wanted to be all there for me, besides, he was getting tired of drinkin so much...he drank earlier in the day. I like it when we take a limo...everyone can party then!
 
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