guys only discuss bad smelling

[ortiz34]

Well a couple of years ago I met this woman on the internet we talked and stuff for a while. One night after nothing was going well in my town I went home and got on the computer, she was on as well asked her if she wanted me to drive up to see her. First clue she was a dirty ho she worked in a 24 tatoo parlar doing piercings... Ok so I drove an hour to meet her took her immediately to a hotel. Took all of about 10 min to get her pants off.

nasty
plus, it took you 10 minutes
-10 points

 

[billfred]

Are you one of the 20% of men that have tasted their own cum?

^^ This has to be one of puddles alters. No??

 

[automaticj5]

uh

 

[KD1]

There was some dude on here a while back who blew chunks after eating out some stank ho. I forget the whole story, it was pretty entertaining.

 

[Mass Insanity]

guys.. at the gym last night waiting in line to get a drink of water.. This chick was infront of me.. she's up for the next drink, bends over with the straight legs to show off the that ass.. and I thought damn I'd like to fuck her.. as she gets done drinking I move in for my drink.. A gust of wind follows her as she passes me by..I swear I almost puked.. I could smell her stank as puss with her pants on.. the guy behind me even said something.... he was like.. is it just me or do you smell some foul pussy.. I laughed and said no I smell it to.. I watched this chick in the gym as she worked out.. I couldn't help it.. people keep turning there heads and making faces.. she had some real nasty shit going on down there... Made me wanna lick it..lol jk

 

[goin on 4T]

guys.. at the gym last night waiting in line to get a drink of water.. This chick was infront of me.. she's up for the next drink, bends over with the straight legs to show off the that ass.. and I thought damn I'd like to fuck her.. as she gets done drinking I move in for my drink.. A gust of wind follows her as she passes me by..I swear I almost puked.. I could smell her stank as puss with her pants on.. the guy behind me even said something.... he was like.. is it just me or do you smell some foul pussy.. I laughed and said no I smell it to.. I watched this chick in the gym as she worked out.. I couldn't help it.. people keep turning there heads and making faces.. she had some real nasty shit going on down there... Made me wanna lick it..lol jk

She had a frothy va-jay full of rice pudding!

 

[HenryBlake]

I was unfortunate to live and sleep with the "Foul Pussy Smell From Hell" Wasn't that she didn't stay clean, she just had a foul smell emanating from that hole. I wouldn't even fuck her until she douched after a shower, after a spray of perfume. Even went to the Dr. office for testing, no go said the doc, that's her "natural" oder

It was so bad when on her period, I would sleep on the couch at night. Feel sorry for the poor dude with her now.

 

[StoneOfFire]

ive played in an onion patch before
a shower would just make the smell more of a FRESH onion FRESHLY cut
even a douche wouldnt eliminate it

one day she found vaginal suppositories
man that shit smelled like cotton candy.. so nice
but i still didnt eat it since i knew how rotten that shit REALLY was..

 

[empirebuilder]

have any of you guys ever tapped a woman, or gone down on her only to discover someone must have been there 10 minutes before you as you are experiencing the leftovers of a cream pie?

Did you really just say that?
Man that makes me horny and hungry hahaha!

 

[HenryBlake]

Did you really just say that?
Man that makes me horny and hungry hahaha!

OMG, That's hilarious